Quotable Quote

Joe Biden is as confused as Michelle Obama’s gynecologist. — Anon.


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Life’s Mysteries

- Why is Kim Kardashian famous ... there are lots of women with big butts?

- If kneeling is a sign of obedience and respect, why, when done during the playing of the national anthem, is it just the opposite?

- Why is Donald Trump’s hair orange?

- Why 72 virgins for martyred jihadists  ... why not 83 or 37?

- If all life is sacred to Hindus, how can they eat anything?

- Who killed Seth Rich? And why?

- Why are there no pictures of a pregnant Michelle Obama?

- If aliens are visiting us in UFOs, how come they don’t land and say hello?

- Where has all the comedy gone?

- How many push-ups can Joe Biden do?

- Who was the first person to eat an oyster?

- Is rap really “music?”


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Headlines

Trump says Fauci will testify before Senate, blasts House ‘setup’

Coronavirus live updates: Grocery prices are rising, while many Wendy’s restaurants run out of beef

U.S. deaths 68,922 ...

Coronavirus: Wages of over half of U.K. adults now paid by British state

Fed study links 1918 flu pandemic to rise of Nazi party

Consumer debt hits new record of $14.3 trillion

Trump: Make America Great Again, again ...

New York Times Op-Ed: Dump Biden over Tara Reade allegations

85,000 voters could be removed from Florida rolls

US services sector posts biggest contraction since 2008

Jobless rate 34% ... Treasury borrows trillions ...

Democrat operatives launch ‘Committee to Draft Michelle Obama’ for 2020

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UK to celebrate Brexit with flags and light display

Davos elites back corporate social responsibility, but ‘their words are bigger than their actions’

Pentagon denies trying to downplay injuries from Iran attack ...

Years later: more illicit Hillary Clinton emails emerge

Justices to consider faithless electors ahead of 2020 elections

Bloomberg makes makes push to recruit wealthy donors — but not to take their money

Iowa: Pete gets ovation in most conservative county ... Anti-Trump protests shrink ...

Dershowitz: ‘Abuse of power is not an impeachable offense’

Trump accuses Dems of using impeachment trial to hurt Sanders campaign

Tennessee governor to sign anti-LGBTQ adoption bill despite Amazon, Nike opposition

Trump rolls back Michelle Obama lunch program — on her birthday!

Nearly one-in-five newborn French boys have Muslim or Arabic first names

Empty Dress

Michelle Obama

Trump’s Re-election Strategy

“Trump is stupid.” “He is a political numbnuts.” “Any Democrat will wipe the floor with him in 2020.” Perhaps so. But looking behind the curtain, one realizes that there is a method to the orangeman’s madness. Let’s try to understand how Trump is angling to stay in the White House for four more years.

First, what is the second largest voting block? White men represent about 32% of all voters and Trump carried them in 2016 bigly. This should be about the same percentage as all minority groups combined ... see: Pew Research Study. Yes, white women represent a slightly higher percentage of voters than white men but they didn’t vote against Trump in 2016. In fact he won white women by 53% to 47% ... see: The Undefeated.  Yes, many pundits believe that Trump is losing suburban white women’s support. Perhaps so ... but most of this defection would be in states that Trump is unlikely to carry anyway.

Therefore, Trump’s re-election centers oh white voters, particularly white men voters ... a minority that Democrats have ignored in their rapt attention to other minorities. Yes, his opposition senses this strategy and labels it “white supremacy” ... but was the Democrat’s past obsession with African-American voters called “black supremacy?”

Anyhow, Trump’s focusing on middle American white voters does not mean he is ignoring minorities. He constantly refers to how his economic policies have helped them. And his criminal reform efforts and economic development zones are also directed at helping non-whites.

But, to me, his rallies suggest to me that the enthusiasm among his voter base is enough to carry him to an Electoral College victory once again. What is not widely known is that at these oversubscribed rallies, names and contact information are collected to help with the Republican’s get-out-the-vote efforts late next year. The only real enthusiasm on the left seems to be among the radical left as exemplified by the Squad. This can’t be good news for the Dems ... unless they nominate Ilhan Omar ... or Michelle Obama.

Headlines

Trump abandons effort to add citizenship question to census

Ocasio-Cortez finds herself on the same side as Trump regarding the Federal Reserve

Dow rallies 200 points to close above 27,000 for the first time ever

AOC backpedals: Pelosi ‘absolutely not a racist’

U.S. officials push for sanctions on China over oil purchases from Iran

Trump’s losses in drug pricing battle should be free-market wake-up call to him

Inflation tops projections ...

Report: Michelle Obama rents $23M ‘Shark House’ mansion for L.A. visit

House to vote next week on criminal contempt against Barr and Ross

Tommy Robinson jailed again ...

Radiation leak ‘100,000 times normal level’ from Russian nuclear sub wreck ...

Buttigieg: ICE raids make America ‘less safe’

Quotable Quote (updated)

Source of quote: Interview with Gale king

“If a black guy can do it [be president], anybody can.” — Michelle Obama

Does she really mean this? Does she understand what she is actually implying?!

Afterward: Imagine Melania Trump uttering these words ...

Headlines

How the Democrats White House hopefuls turn against tech

President Trump attacks the late John McCain over his involvement in the Russia investigation

Trump threatens ‘Saturday Night Live’ with federal investigation

Jeanine Piro’s show won’t air this Saturday after remarks about Ilhan Omar

May asks lawmakers for ‘honorable compromisesy’ to back Brexit deal

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand formally launches presidential campaign

All in the Family: Barack Obama’s brother asks if Michelle isn’t ‘Michael’

CO joins eleven states agreeing to nix Electoral College for popular vote

DeBlaio implies Jeff Bezo’s affair played role in Amazon deal’s collapse

China plans a solar panel play in space that NASA abandoned decades ago

[Beto’s] Gafftastic day!

Macron in hot seat after Yellow Vests rampage

Solace

From reddit Pics

Power line Pic

Headlines

California Democrats decline to endorse Feinstein

INCOMPETENCE -- 74 lawmakers call on Florida Gov, to 'immediently' suspend Broward County sheriff

Record crowd flocks to FL gun show

Dan Rather: 'Dilusional' Trump is like a 'fertilizer spreader in a windstorm'

Dem governors band together to thwart Trump's policies

Michelle Obama announces memoir about accomplishments

Xi moves to stay [president of China] forever ...

Police: Man brutally stabs woman to death on MA public library

Supreme Court could cripple public unions in run-up to 2018 mid-terms

North Korea 'willing to have talks with US, Seoul

Team USA falls short of [Olympic] expectations ...

China demands USA retract NKorea sanctions

Headlines

All from Internet news sites. Guess which from Politico?

Trump prepares to wound Iran deal -- then save it

Sheriff: Las Vegas shooter Paddock may have been 'RADICALIZED'

Catalonia to split from Spain within days ...

Michelle Obama: 'People don't trust politics' because GOP is 'all white, all men'

IRS awards multi-million fraud-prevention deal to Equifax

DHS backtracks claim Trump supports pat to citizenship for illegal immigrants

French Parliament approves sweeping new antiterrorism law ...

President Trump stands up for people with Down Syndrome, no excuse to 'discard human life'

Trump seeking $29 billion more in disaster assistance

Only three Democrats voted for the 20-week abortion ban

Bruce Springsteen: I won't write anti-Trump songs ...

Tech companies freak over Trump Admin plan to tax foreign profits

Headlines

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 From Internet news sites. Guess which from Politico?

Trump's indecision on Afghanaistan leaves generals in lurch
 
CNN is truly gifted at making every story they report about Russia

Wash Post panic: Trump has nuclear codes!

Trump: Maybe 'fire and fury' wasn't strong enough

North Korea announces plan to fire missiles toward Guam

Police know exactly who rammed his BMW into soldiers in Paris

CVS accused of jacking up prices for insured ...

 Report: Only 1 in 20 Dem House hopefuls support Pilosi

Judge orders new searches for Clinton's Benghazi e-mails

Serious consequences are risked when solar panels are connected to the Internet

Chinese quantum satellite sends 'unbreakable' code

Michelle Obams school lunch ally charged with embezzlement

It's Over!

Watching television this morning, it seems clear that Hellary Clinton has already won the presidency. There was lots of smug discussion about who was being considered for her cabinet members. And Hellary has promised to maintain Michelle Obama's vegetable garden at the White House. On Morning Joe, John Heidlemann revealed that Trump has shut down his fund-raising operation and hasn't put any more of his own money into his campaign this October ... meaning that he already considers it a lost cause.

So it is a fait accompli ... Hellary is to be our first female president ... and the Clinton crime family is shifting into overdrive calculating how to turn hundreds of millions of dollars of political graft into billions. Illegal immigrants are flooding through our southern border expecting to be allowed to stay and made citizens. And the two year vetting process for Muslim immigrants has been cut to two minutes in anticipation of massive new acceptance quotas. A rate schedule has also been published for overnight stays in the Lincoln Bedroom and rides on Air Force One.

On the other hand, Trump has scheduled a two month cooldown at Mar a Largo and then a fund raiser to help recover some of his out-of-pocket campaign expenses. His children are hard at work starting the Trump TV Network from the ashes of Fox News. Speaking of which, Megyn Kelly has been invited to be an honored guest at the Clinton inauguration.

All in all there is muted celebration among the establishment pols in Washington ... which is pretty much all of them. No need to wait for November 9th!

Breaking: Maybe not ... FBI reopens investigation into Hellary e-mail case ... 

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America's Role Model

From Powerline Blog

And here are the lyrics that Beyonce sang to all Americans at the Super Bowl 50 halftime show:

What happened at the New Wil’ins?
Bitch, I’m back by popular demand

[Refrain: Beyonce]
Y’all haters corny with that illuminati mess
Paparazzi, catch my fly, and my cocky fresh
I’m so reckless when I rock my Givenchy dress (stylin’)
I’m so possessive so I rock his Roc necklaces
My daddy Alabama, Momma Louisiana
You mix that negro with that Creole make a Texas bamma
I like my baby hair, with baby hair and afros
I like my negro nose with Jackson Five nostrils
Earned all this money but they never take the country out me
I got a hot sauce in my bag, swag

[Interlude: Messy Mya + Big Freedia]
Oh yeah baby, oh yeah I, ohhhhh, oh yes I like that
I did not come to play with you hoes, haha
I came to slay, bitch
I like cornbreads and collard greens, bitch
Oh yes, you besta believe it

[Refrain: Beyonce]
Y’all haters corny with that illuminati mess
Paparazzi, catch my fly, and my cocky fresh
I’m so reckless when I rock my Givenchy dress (stylin’)
I’m so possessive so I rock his Roc necklaces
My daddy Alabama, Momma Louisiana
You mix that negro with that Creole make a Texas bamma
I like my baby hair, with baby hair and afros
I like my negro nose with Jackson Five nostrils
Earned all this money but they never take the country out me
I got a hot sauce in my bag, swag

[Chorus: Beyonce]
I see it, I want it
I stunt, yeah, yellow bone it
I dream it, I work hard
I grind ’til I own it
I twirl on them haters
Albino alligators
El Camino with the seat low
Sippin’ Cuervo with no chaser
Sometimes I go off, I go off
I go hard, I go hard
Get what’s mine, take what’s mine
I’m a star, I’m a star
Cause I slay, slay
I slay, hey, I slay, okay
I slay, okay, all day, okay
I slay, okay, I slay okay
We gon’ slay, slay
Gon’ slay, okay
We slay, okay
I slay, okay
I slay, okay
Okay, okay, I slay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, ladies, now let’s get in formation, cause I slay
Okay ladies, now let’s get in formation, cause I slay
Prove to me you got some coordination, cause I slay
Slay trick, or you get eliminated

[Verse 1: Beyonce]
When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay
When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay
If he hit it right, I might take him on a flight on my chopper, cause I slay
Drop him off at the mall, let him buy some J’s, let him shop up, cause I slay
I might get your song played on the radio station, cause I slay
I might get your song played on the radio station, cause I slay
You just might be a black Bill Gates in the making, cause I slay
I just might be a black Bill Gates in the making

[Chorus: Beyonce]
I see it, I want it
I stunt, yeah, yellow bone it
I dream it, I work hard
I grind ’til I own it
I twirl on my haters
Albino alligators
El Camino with the seat low
Sippin’ Cuervo with no chaser
Sometimes I go off, I go off
I go hard, I go hard
Take what’s mine, take what’s mine
I’m a star, I’m a star
Cause I slay, slay
I slay, hey, I slay, okay
I slay, okay, all day, okay
I slay, okay, I slay okay
We gon’ slay, slay
Gon’ slay, okay
We slay, okay
I slay, okay
I slay, okay
Okay, okay, I slay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, ladies, now let’s get in formation, I slay
Okay ladies, now let’s get in formation, I slay
Prove to me you got some coordination, I slay
Slay trick, or you get eliminated, I slay

[Bridge: Beyonce]
Okay ladies, now let’s get in formation, I slay
Okay ladies, now let’s get in formation
You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation
Always stay gracious, best revenge is your paper

[Outro]
Girl I hear some thunder
Golly this is that water boy, oh lord

Plagiarism

A classy presentation last night at the Republican convention by Donald Trump's wife, Melania, has deteriorated overnight when it was discovered that a small part of this talk was rephrased from Michelle Obama's speech at the 2008 Democrat convention. The pejorative term being gleefully trumpeted is "plagiarism." Watching the side-by-side comparisons of these few sentences leads me to believe that Melania's speechwriter for this small section was certainly guilty of misfeasance.  The liberal media is in full playground attack mode ... predicting firings within the Trump campaign, large defections among Trump delegates, and even the breakup of the Trump marriage.

Watching MSNBC this morning would suggest that the Trump campaign is flying apart. This may be partially true, but I feel that Donald Trump has faced similar crises many times in the past and will somehow survive this kerfuffle. I also strongly suspect that one or more campaign staffers will fall on their swords well before prime TV time tonight. And this whole matter will quickly blow over ... except of course in numerous Hellary Clinton campaign ads that will be repeatedly played in the coming months. Forming these commercials will be a little tricky however... because their making Melania look bad does nothing to promote Hellary's message that this is the year of the woman.

Consequences

President Obummer and a phalanx of pissants have stated that global warming is at the root of terrorism ,,, see: Washington Post Story? This sounds logical to me ... and leads me to disclose the following other consequences I've uncovered of our planet's heating up 0.74 degrees Celsius over that last 110 years.

- Many of the best Hollywood actors and actresses of the 1940s and 1950s have passed away
- Pope Francis has donated all the Vatican's vast treasure to Save the Whales (he hasn't?)
- Michelle Obama's school lunches have made our kids thin (could also be because they don't eat them)
- Transgender bathrooms have been conscripted
- Lady Gaga invented twerking out of desperation
- China has decided to turn the entire South China Sea into a military base and amusement park
- Tipper Gore has divorced Al Gore (could also be because he lost the chad war)
- The U.S. economy has been stagnant for the last seven years
- Vladamir Putin of Russia keeps taking off his shirt
- HIV/AIDS has infected large swaths of the other sexes
 - President William Jefferson Clinton, against his will, became oversexed
- Blogging has become a popular way of exhibiting societal frustration

More for later once I've sobered up ...

Gold Star

Bet you didn't know that President Obummer banned all pork products ... bacon, ham, pork chops, barbecue, etc. ... from all menus in our federal prison system starting with the new fiscal year, last October 1st ... see: The Daily Caller Story. I wonder why he did this? Possibly one of Michelle's healthy diet proscriptions? But then one can easily assume that the reason given ... that pork products were universally disliked by the inmates there ... was a transparent canard.

Fortunately, this silly pork ban was reversed very shortly thereafter as a result of a loud protest by America's pork producers. But Obummer did get a gold star for trying ...