Modern Nursery Rhyme

 

Old man Donald had a harem, E-I-E-I-O

And in that harem he had a Marla, E-I-E-I-O

With alimony here and alimony there, 

Everywhere some alimony.

Old man Donald had a harem, E-I-E-I-O

And in that harem he had Ivanka, E-I-E-I-O

With alimony here and alimony there, 

Everywhere some alimony.

Old man Donald had a harem, E-I-E-I-O

And in that harem he had a Melania, E-I-E-I-O

Seems like a winner,  E-I-E-I-O

STAND UP FOR DIVORCE!