Children Crusades

About nine hundred years ago the elders of Europe sent twenty thousand or so of their children off on a silly, futile and fatal crusade to save Jerusalem from the infidels. This week hundreds of thousands of parents around the world encouraged their equally naive children to rail against that daemon, global warming ... caused by carbon dioxide ... otherwise essential to all life. History surely has a way of repeating its more bazaar moments.

Headlines

Haley-Pence rivalry heats up as GOP weighs post-Trump future

Trump will raise rates on Chinese goods in response to trade war retaliation

Ruth Bader Ginsburg undergoes more cancer treatments ...

Joni Ernst: Eliminating Electoral College would ‘silence’ Iowa voices

Trump praises Danish PM after calling her ‘nasty’ in Greenland row

EU chief Tusk says will ‘respond in kind’ if US imposes tariffs on France over digital tax

BIDEN: What would have happened if Obama had been assassinated?

Maher on David Koch: ‘I’m glad he’s dead’

Trump offers Brazil help with Amazon [rain forest] fires

Dow plummets more than 600 points after Trump orders manufacturers to leave China

Palestinian President Abbas: Millions of fighters will take over Jerusalem ...

Hong Kong protesters form 28-mile human chain

Reality Show

The Apprentice

Donald J. Trump is  mocked as being nothing more than a washed-up  reality show host who stumbled into the American presidency. There is a certain juicy irony to this insult ... in particular because Trump has finally brought reality to our governance ... perhaps because of the clear eyes acquired on his reality shows. He has:

- recognized the reality of Jerusalem being the capital of Israel and moved out embassy there.

- acknowledged that many of our previous trade deals are bleeding this country dry ... and need to be renovated or scrapped.

- realized  that Washington, DC is infested with self-serving reptiles ... a swamp that badly needs draining

- saw that immigration into the United States is regulated by many cockamamie laws.... assuming that they are even obeyed. The whole process needs to be revamped and our borders secured.

- understood that our continually appeasinfg of North Korea and Iran has produced no good results. Our approach needs to be  hardened and confrontational if we have any hope of averting a nuclear holocaust.

- deciphered that the only thing that had been driving our economy has been the Federal Reserve's easy money  policy ... and that tax cuts, regulation reform and infrastructure spending are required to get our economy and employment back on track.

-  realized that the global warming  hysteria was a gigantic hoax and an covert attempt at wealth redistribution.

- sensed that our mi litany had been hollowed out and needed to be rebuilt.

If Trump's reality show experience has helped open his eyes to these and other realities our country was suffering under, then, rather than a mocking slur, this has been a positive... and provided him the keys to the White House.

Headlines

Trump's Jerusalem embassy opening marred by deadly clashes in Gaza

Mexico shuts down 17 men who tried to run for office as women

Cracks in Hawaii volcano roar ...

... Democrats skip [U.S. embassy opening in Jerusalem] ...

A GOP surprise:House midterm hopes rise in blue California

IRS may nix blue state's workaround of tax deduction caps

Ecuador prepares to hand over Assuange?

Seafood industry begs for more foreign workers

GOP tax cut not why economy is booming

Supreme Court strikes down federal sports betting ban, paving the way for NJ and other states

Pence reaches for Republican Party control ...

Jimmy Kimmel: American people are tired of Trump bashing

The Jihadist

There was this Hamas jihadist from Gaza

Who blew himself up in a Jerusalem plaza.

Protesting the U.S. embassy.

T'was little left of him to see.

Still, Abbas gave his family the martyr's bonanza.

Headlines

Giuliani: Cohen n Trump's lawyer anymore 'as far as we know'

Elon Musk has big plans for the new Falcon 9 rocket that Space X just launched successfully

FEDS COLLECT RECORD TAXES

George Will: Trump is 'a kind of mistake of nature'

Giuliani: I wouldn't debate Avenati 'if they paid me $10 million'

Apple made more profit in 3 ,moths than Amazon has ,are in its lifetime

China rapidly building space weapons ...

Limbaugh: Mueller investigation is 'a coverup' of Obama's DOJ, FBI effort to destroy Trump presidency

Kushner shares Jerusalem embassy spotlight

There will be no trade war with Germany, new US ambassador promises

Horrific London acid attack in broad daylight ... Mayor fights fast food

Donal Trump vows to tackle drug lobby to reduce prescription drug costs

Headlines

Campaign Mitch McConnell triumphs in West Virginia

Ford scrambling to limit the impact of stopping F-series production

Jerusalem to name city square in Trump's honor ...

Schniderman accuser: He slapped me, called me his 'brown slave'

John Bolton and Mike Pompeo are headed for a clash

Wholesale prices creep up just 0.1% in April

Argentina seeks IMFF financing to stabilize economy ...

Reports: Israel targets Iran base in Syria ...

Michael Cohen did business with company linked to Russian oligarchs, ATT

Trump: Secretary of State Pompeo heading back from North Korea with 3 released prisoners

Coldest April in 20 years across USA ...

AG Jeff Sessions closes Catch and Release loophol

Headlines

Tariffs on track to be imposed, Trump,officials say

Exit poll shows Italian election is heading for hung parliament

Florida Senate rejects ban on assault weapons, votes to arm teachers ...

Guatemala to follow Trump's lead and move embassy to Jerusalem in May

GOP fears midterm backlash from Trump tariffs

Trump's tariffs could emerge as a black swan for stocks, one long-time Wall Street bull warms

Twitter suspends user for calling Maxine Waters 'crazy old lying lunatic in bad wig' ...

Oscars: Celebrities push gun control surrounded by a wall of 500 armed officers

Germany's Social Democrats endorse grand coalition

China says it does not want a trade war with the US

Play titled 'Kill Climate Deniers' launches its theatrical run ...

Florida billboard: 'NRA is a tortoise organization'

Headlines

Democrats fear California crack-up

Not one, but four Broward deputies hid outside during Stoneman Douglas shooting

China unveils hypersonic jet -- ANYWHERE in 3 hours ...

More big corps sever ties with the NRA

Trump directs Pentagon to schedule military parade for Veterans Day

Public employees challenge mandatory union fees at Supreme Court

[Justin] Trudeau's India trip disaster ...

Mueller probe: Bates pleads guilty to process crime

U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem to open in May, state Department announces

NRA slams Sheriff Israel for failing to stop school shooter

Oscars producers: Tone down politics! Viewers fleeing ...

Princeton professor: 'Toxic masculinity' at heart of the gun culture

Headlines

Tax reform flaws build the case for a new consumption tax

George Soros accused of meddling in another foreign election

Rex Reed: 'Shape of Water' loopy, lunkheaded load of drivel ...

Haley: We will be 'taking names' of countries thai oppose Jerusalem move at UN

Franken to resign from Senate in January [2nd]

Ex Planned Parenthood employee describes 'demonic' organization

Kim Jong-un testing new warheads loaded with ANTHRAX ...

... Trump: 'Obamacare has been repealed' [with new tax bill] ...

Trump hints at cuts in foreign aid over U.N. vote on Jerusalem

Report: [FBI's] Andrew McCabe left dossier questions unanswered in Congressional interview

200.000+ [Puerto Rican] residents flee to Florida ...

Chris Christie: Jared Kushner deserves Mueller's scrutiny ...

Headlines

Senate will have 'tough decision' if Moore wins, Collins wins

Megyn Kelly will interview three women who accused Trump of sexual misconduct

Saudi Arabia lifts decades long ban on movie theaters ...

Survey: DACA not high priority for Democrats, swing voters

Haley: Trump's Jerusalem decision won't hinder peace

A Muslim country that isn't"t even in the Middle East [Malaysia] willing to send troops to Jerusalem

Shock: Obamacare premiums as high as $40,000 for family ...

New York Times: Can Bannon realign American politics?

Shelby: My state of Alabama 'deserves better' than Moore

Trader who called Bitcoin rally says cryptocurrency could hit $100,000 in 2018

'Bitcoin crash' among financial worries for 2018 ...

War on Women: Chelsea Handler attacks Sarah Huckabee's appearance

Headlines

MSNBC contributor Harold Ford Jr. goes off air amid [sexual] misconduct allegations

Trump says country 'can't afford' to let Roy Moore lose

NYT: Emails 'undercut' Trump-Russia collusion

WSJ: Mueller 'pitbull' lawyer at Hillary's election night party ...

Trump declares state of emergency in California as wildfires continue to rage

Former Fox News anchor says she rebuffed Trump kiss in 2005

Sen, Al Franken is resigning -- or is he?

Britain, EU reach 11th-hour deal over divorce terms ...

Jamie Dimon: 'I'm open-minded about the use of cryptocurrencies' -- with regulation

Final tax bill vote in the House won't come next week, GOP leader says

Mika: OK, maybe let's not believe ALL women ...

Arabs' rage over Jerusalem is Islamic theater ...

Headlines

Congress clears spending bill, averting shutdown

DOJ launches investigation into Planned Parenthood

5 wealthiest [US] counties are DC suburbs ...

European media says Trump 'opening Hell' with Jerusalem move

Ethics Committee clears Rep. Kevin Nunes

GOP House member resigns after discussing surrogacy with female staff members

Argentine ex-President Fernandez charged with treason ...

6th NPR employee accused of sexual misconduct

White House attributes Trump's slurred speech to dry throat

DOJ demotes official over suspicious Trump Dossier contacts

NKorea: War unavoidable ...

84% of 'underage' migrants tested in Sweden are adults

Carrtoonarama

Reaction to words from our rabid anti-Semite president, Trump ...

Headlines

All from Internet news sites. Guess which from Breitbart?

Islamist plot to kill UK [PM Theresa] May thwarted

Democrats move to defend Mueller against Trump allies

NYT: Bill and Hillary were Weinstein's 'celebrity shields'

Schweizer on Mueller: Investigate this investigation

U.S. trade deficit soars on record imports from China ...

Republican [Sen.] Flake tweets check made out to Alabama Democrat's campaign

Federal Grand Jury indicts Steinle killer

Russia banned from 2018 Olympics

CIA chief: Trump's tweeting has helped us ...

Russian probe cost DOJ $6.7 million in months following Mueller appointment

Trump will recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital

L.A. blanketed in smoke as more fires break out cross Southern California

Headlines

All from Internet news sites. Guess which ones from Drudge?

Fear in London as acid attacks soar ...

Trump keeps playing nice with Mueller, for now

Mattis: The enemy is collapsing faster than the media predicted

Trump says never asked Comey to stop investigating Flynn

Revealed: Trump hater on Mueller team

Western governors shrug off Flynn furor

[Trump:] Russian collusion? Take a look at what went on during Obama's terms

Welcome to the age of million-dollar poverty

President's Gallup poll plunge: 62% disapproval ...

Trump plans to declare Jerusalem the capital of Israel

Puerto Rico won't have full power for two months later than predicted

Police search for driver who struck 4 in NYC: killing 1, injuring 3

Headlines

The following headlines have all been found on Internet news sites. Guess which ones came from Politico?

Trump questions why states refusing to give data to election panel

Lawandoeski on Trump: He is the Ernest Hemmingway of tweets

[Trump] Has signed 39 laws since president ...

Exclusive  -- Lieberman: [U.S.] Embassy move to Jerusalem will happen

Despite recusal, Sessions offers advice on Trump-Russia probe

New Study: Generation Z votes Republican

Update: Central America hit by massive power  outages ...

Blue state jitters over voter fraud crackdown

Trump's voter-fraud panel's data request a gold mine for hackers, experts say

Solar panels generate 300 times more toxic waste than nuclear reactors

[Carl] Bernstein call for 'different kind of reporting' to counteract 'malignant presidency' ...

AP clarifies: 17 U.S. intel agencies did not assess Russian [election] 'interference'

  

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites. Guess which ones came from Politico?

Pakistan building fence along border with Afghanistan

Tesla 'autopilot' car hits police motorcycle ...

Bibi welcomes new U.S. Amb[assador] -- 'to Jerusalem'

Congress may stiff Trump on wall funding

[Nebraska] Dems offer voter registration forms to refugees

Riots in Paris after Chinese man shot dead ...

Sen. McCain: Nunes should 'absolutely' reveal his sources

Consumer confidence leaps to new 16-year high ...

Legislator demands NC Secretary of State resign over issuing Notary licenses to illegal aliens

Trump takes biggest swing yet at Obama's climate legacy

California Chief Justice: Enforcing immigration laws goes against the rule of law

Hundreds of Islamic State volunteers have returned to Britain

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Gore 'INCONVENIENT SEQUEL' premiers amid snowstorm ...

Obama drops 1,500 pages of regulations on final day ...

NFL Network leaves Brady out of weekend QB promo ...

Denver gives the homeless one-way tickets out of town ...

Jerusalem mayor says 'Obama surrendered to radical Islam'

Sad Soros: 'Would-be dictator' Trump 'going to fail'

Car plows into pedestrians in Australia ... Islamic driver

China steps up censorship for Trump inauguration

Obama commutes life sentences of 4 Mexican cartel leaders

U.S. Bishops urge Congress to replace Obamacare

Media coverage muted on eve of Trump's swearing-in ...

Lindsey Graham jokingly wonders if he is on Trump's 'kill list'

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Meryl Streep takes on Donald Trump at Golden Globes

Conservatives vote to increase debt by $9 trillion?

John Kerry: Trump moving U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem would cause Mideast 'explosion'

Sad inauguration workers prepare to celebrate a man they despise

Star-studded farewell at final White House bash ...

President Obama: 'Heartbroken' for victims of Ft. Lauderdale mass shooting ...

Washington D.C. Attorney offering huge reward in DNC employee murder mystery

Jerusalem: Truck rams into soldiers; 4 dead ...

Britain's healthcare in 'humanitarian crisis' ...

Man: I'm four months pregnant ...

Sharpton promises 'season of civil disobedience' ...

Legendary NYC Chinese food restaurant closes, cites gov't over-regulation ...