Thursday, December 19, 2019

Networks


Ever wonder what the letters in the alphabet networks stand for? Well, you’re in luck. I recently found an old dog-eared copy of TV Guide and, on page 52: found the following revelations to help us decode these network abbreviations:


CNN — Colluders’ News Network

MSNBC — Maligners Shoveling Noxious Bull Crap

CBS — Crazy Before Sanity

CNBC — Can Not Be Candid

ABC —  Actively Berating Conservatives

PBS — Pretty Banal Simpletons

NBC — Nasty, Bilious Cowards

 NPR — Neo-Progressive Radicals


I was not surprised at these translations ... are you?


A Little More Spine


Got an empty afternoon? May I suggest that you watch the FBI’s Inspector General Horowitz testifying in front of the Senate’s Homeland Security Committee the other day. It’s a long look ... but if you have patience, you will see Horowitz backtrack and equivocate on his previous assertion that there was no political bias involved in Comey’s FISA Court’s applications to spy on the Trump campaign ... see: The Hill Video.

It’s a little tricky to measure exactly how far Horowitz has backtracked, but it seems the FISA Court’s slap-down of the FBI recently has emboldened him of late. Shall we say he has gotten a little more spine?

Bedlam Lunacy

Bedlam — Once London’s Lunatic Asylum

SALT — no, not Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty ... this time it is State And Local Taxes deductions on federal taxes. Nancy Pelosi, in her press conference, said that the House would pass today a repeal of Trump’s tax reform that puts a  $10,000 limitation of state and local tax deductions on federal tax calculations. And the revenue that our treasury loses there from would be made up by increasing taxes on the wealthy.

Now, dear reader, do you see the lunacy of this proposal? The SALT deduction limitation on federal taxes ALREADY increases taxes on the wealthy because they are the ones who are now paying large state and local taxes ... the excess over $10k they lose as a federal deduction.

So, in essence, Pelosi is saying that her children, the House Dems, are going to be reducing taxes on the rich ... and pay for it by increasing taxes on the rich!

This lunacy seems typical of today’s House impeachment Bedlam ...

One Man, One Vote


Voters who hate Trump believe that the strength of their hatred is more important than the fact that they are losing public sentiment  ... somehow thinking that, because of the sheer force of their single emotional NO Trump vote will somehow overwhelm multiple YES Trump voters. Won’t happen Magee ...

Martinet


Speaker Nancy Pelosi is power hungry. Dramatically all dressed in mourning black, she has corralled most of her Democrat children into voting for President Trump’s impeachment with only three defections on the Abuse of Power Article and four on the Obstruction of Congress one. No Republican voted for either article. She has won this battle ... at what cost is still to be determined in next fall’s election. But many suspect, including myself, that she has committed political suicide.

Even compounding this Thelma and Louise moment is what this martinet has done next. Normally, the impeachment articles would be sent to the Senate for their part in this Constitutional process, the trial. But Pelosi is holding back on this tradition in hopes of forcing Mitch McConnell to set up the trial to her liking ... such as calling her proscribed witnesses ... see: CNBC Story.

This seems a moment like Captain Queeg’s rant about the stolen strawberries in the book and film, The Caine Mutiny. Speaker Pelosi is trying to control things she is not supposed to be able to control by law and tradition. She has gone full-postal on President Trump and, it would seem, her motives are now being bared to the world. These motives have nothing to do with the Constitution or our founding fathers or her piety ... they are personal. She hates Donald Trump with a white-hot passion for challenging her power ... and will use every ruse and lever of her authority to prevail in this cage match.

Yes, radical feminists and pajama boys, with gusto, will rally to her side in this insanity. But, I suspect that this power grab on Pelosi’s part may well fail. And even with most of the media cheering her on, all Mitch McConnell has to do is wait her out. Time is not on her side ... and a delayed Senate trial puts enormous pressure on those Senate Democrats who are running for President.

Pelosi may yet learn why McConnell is nicknamed “The Turtle.”

Wednesday, December 18, 2019

Religion


Religion is too often just superstition dressed up in flowing robes. — Anon.

Superstition


Superstition is often a greater motivator of human events than logical planning. — Anon.


Headlines


McConnell rejects Schumer’s opening offer on impeachment

‘Trump totally unchained’: Second term could mean more trade wars, Powell exit, tax cuts

Manafort hospitalized after cardiac event ...

McConnell suggests Senate will move to dismiss impeachment after opening arguments

Hispanic Caucus, progressives revolt on border funding bill

Alan Greenspan says inflation ‘is inevitably going to rise’ as deficit rises to over $1 trillion

Trump to attend Davos ... Boris to boycott ...

Lofgrem on impeachment: Graham, McConnell ‘to rig the trial’

Boeing temporarily to halt manufacture of 737 MAX

Cramer compares China’s lead in next generation 5G wireless to how Russia beat America to space

NKorea ‘Christmas gift’ could be long-range missile test ...

House Judiciary Committee Report misquotes Trump again on Article II


Stock Funds


Believe it or not, this whole impeachment hoax has an upside ... IRAs and 401Ks around the country keep inflating along with the rhetoric heat of these never-Trumpers ... my funds included. So pilgrim, when I see Schiff, Nadler and Pelosi praying for America or solemnly quoting our founding fathers in their condemnation of President Trump ... I find solace by calling up the growing balances of my stock funds.

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Innocence ...

Headlines


Congress set to debut $1.4B spending deal that sidesteps border fight

Dow rallies more than 150 points to a record high, heads for a four-day winning streak

More on-the-fence members fall in line ...

Barack Obama: Women ‘indisputably’ better leaders than men

Police fire tear gas at Hong Kong protesters, ending lull

These 91 companies paid no federal taxes in 2018

Ex-FBI Chief assails Trump ‘slur’ on bureau ...

Impeachment approval officially underwater in average of polls

Trump slams debate commission but suggests he’ll face off with Dem opponent

Home builder confidence jumps to highest level in 20 years

Trudeau wants penalties for social media ‘hate speech’ ...

Manufacturing optimism surges

The Letter


President Trump sent a six-page letter to Speaker Pelosi on the eve of his impeachment ... expressing his dismay at her foolish and unconstitutional actions. It is a letter everyone should read on this momentous day. Here is the letter with John Hinderaker of Powerline’s comments: The Letter.

Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Devine Guidence


Most solemn Nancy Pelosi praying for Devine guidance about impeaching the hideously evil and obviously guilty Orangeman ...

Superhero


The Democrats, with their spittle-flecked vindictiveness, have gone way too far with their waterlogged impeachment ... turning a braggadocios man of loose morals, sandpaper personality and an occasional friendship with hard facts ... into a popular national superhero.

THE Answer


By far, the most edifying pedantry is 

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(You, you sage you, fill in the above blank.)

Fractured Definition


Noel — a protest sign advocating the elimination of Chicago’s Loop trains.

Useless Relics


The further esoteric mechanization becomes, the fewer of these scientific breakthroughs will survive for us to enjoy in working order ... useless relics of hyper-refined and expensive technology.

Headlines


Trade rep: China will determine success of trade deal

With Xi’s backing China looks to become a world leader in blockchain as US policy is absent

USA secretly expels Chinese diplomats breached military base

Donald Trump: Nancy Pelosi’s teeth ‘falling out of her mouth’

Larry Kudlow: New trade deal will give economy 0.5% boost

Schumer proposes Bolton, Mulvaney testify in Senate impeachment trial

Trump: FoxNews will die ... calls Comcast ‘Commiecast’ ...

Six illegal aliens accused of sex trafficking underage girl

Trump hints at jail time after Comey says ‘I was wrong’ about FISA process

Lighthizer says phase-one trade deal is ‘totally done’ and will double exports to China in two years

Boeing weighs halting 737 Max production ...

Cruz: Investigating Hunter Biden ‘perfectly’ legal

Monday, December 16, 2019

Changing Tastes


Public tastes are fickled ... even the Mona Lisa painting will, one distant day, top a trash heap. — Anon.

12 Days of Christmas

Mitch “The Turtle” McConnell

On the 12 days of Christmas, the Democrats showed to me:

1st Day - An impeachment inquiry

2nd Day - How the Turtle govs

3rd Day - Macron’s French zen

4th Day - Verizon’s calling nerds

5th Day - Prince Andrew’s sordid flings

6th Day - Ghislaine’s a laying

7th Day - The Swamp-crocs a swimming

8th Day - FBI raid’s a bilking

9th Day- Hunter’s pole dancers dancing

10th Day - Lords a vaping

11th Day - Excel pipeline piping

12th Day - Finger drummers drumming