Showing posts with label definition. Show all posts
Showing posts with label definition. Show all posts

Friday, July 03, 2020

Fudge


I have been perplexed at the disconnect between the spike in COVID-19 cases and the continued downward slope of the deaths from this virus ... even with a two week plus lag. How can this be? Well I have posited some reasons: the virus is weakening, there are better therapeutics, mostly young people, with less morbidity being infected, etc. But I have not considered another possibility — the new cases numbers are being fudged!

How can this happen ... and why? Well the why is fairly obvious — politics is involved ... more cases equals longer lockdowns and slower economic recovery ... equals problems for the Orangeman. 

The “how” is just now being discovered. In Texas at least, health authorities have changed the definition of those with COVID-19 from one who tests positive for this virus to, ta-da, someone who has been in close contact with this positive person ... whether this “contact” tests positive or not! Clearly, good reason to see the number of cases surge in this state ... see: Conservative Treehouse explanation.

So, can politics affect public health? You bet your bippy!

Now, kind reader, are other fudgings of case counts happening elsewhere? We will have to wait and see. But, if new cases keep surging while new deaths keep to their downward path, one would have to suspect so.

Sunday, May 17, 2020

Fractured Definition


Hemidemisemiquaver — actress Moore ‘s half reluctance to drive a car with a souped-up engine.


Wednesday, March 04, 2020

Fractured Definition



Whpper snapper — a devout papist who is into corporal punishment.

Saturday, January 18, 2020

Fractured Definition


Bigamy —a very large French friend

(Does anyone remember the other fractured definition for “bigamy”?)

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Fractured Definition


Asphalt — the unexpected exposure of the crack in a plumber’s derrière

Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Fractured Definition


Noel — a protest sign advocating the elimination of Chicago’s Loop trains.

Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Fractured Definition


High jinks —  curses applied when one is strung out on marijuana

Fractured Definition


Nimrod — a stunningly stupid big game hunter

Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Monday, December 09, 2019

Fractured Definition


Codswallop — nonsensically, to hit a person in his face with a dead fish

Saturday, December 07, 2019

Fractured Definition


Malarky — Noah’s leaky boaty

Friday, December 06, 2019

Fractured Definition


Meantime — Marquis de Sade’s daily diversion

Saturday, November 30, 2019

Fractured Definition


Concatenation — a large principality where all grimalkins are behind bars

Friday, November 29, 2019

Fractured Definition


Office — what most Democrat presidential candidates want to do, if elected — eliminate the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency

Fractured Definition


Nostrum — a stringless ukulele

Monday, November 25, 2019

Fractured Definition


Pissant — an inconsequential inhabitant of a formicary often found near a Porta Potty.


Sunday, November 24, 2019

Fractured Definition


Conflate — a prisoner with a bad case of stomach distress

Friday, November 22, 2019

Fractured Definition


Atrophy — a skinny loving cup awarded for getting the best grade in class


Fractured Definition


Cockroach — a marijuana cigarette for a rooster

Thursday, November 21, 2019

Fractured Definition


Macadam — a title of respect for an older Scottish woman