Ever wonder what the letters in the alphabet networks stand for? Well, you’re in luck. I recently found an old dog-eared copy of TV Guide and, on page 52: found the following revelations to help us decode these network abbreviations:
CNN — Colluders’ News Network
MSNBC — Maligners Shoveling Noxious Bull Crap
CBS — Crazy Before Sanity
CNBC — Can Not Be Candid
ABC — Actively Berating Conservatives
PBS — Pretty Banal Simpletons
NBC — Nasty, Bilious Cowards
NPR — Neo-Progressive Radicals
I was not surprised at these translations ... are you?
