20 Questions

1 - Who has a higher BMI, Whoopi Goldberg or Michael Moore?

2 - If our reality is all part of a giagantic computer simulation, who programmed the computer?

3 - Why can't we get Kim Jong Un and Ayatollah Khamenei to threaten each other?

4 - Does Hillary Clinton have any peers who could eventually serve as her jury?

5 - What does Bill O'Reilly normally drink for breakfast, coffee or hot chocolate?

6 - What peace does the UN Peacekeeping Forces keep?

7 -  Will Canada accept Rosie O'Donnell if she finally tries to move there?

8 - Is science whatever liberals say it is?

9 - Will Trump use illegal immigrants to build the Mexican wall?

10 - Will we ever have contact with alien life ... and, if so, what will we say?

11 - When will Nancy Pelosi's face fall off?

12 - What do martyred Muslim gay men do with their 72 virgins?

13 - To where does all of Venezuela's oil revenues disappear?

14 - Will today's high school seniors be playing rap music at their 50th reunions?

15 - When autonomous cars are commonplace who will pay their parking tickets?

16 - Why doesn't Bill Gates just buy his own country?

17 - Will Chelsea Clinton ever serve as an elected government official?

18 - What happens to al the weight that people lose on the Jenny Craig diet?

19 - Does Al Gore have any convenient truths?

20 - Why do fools fall in love?

The Resistance

We are living in interesting times wherein there is a strident and seemingly widespread resistance to our current Trump administration ... unfortunately even some of it from within the administration itself ... as witnessed by the continued embarrassing security leaks. The energy in this resistance over-states its actual support as much of Middle America seems to understand the time-worn dynamic of how those on the left ... much of the print media, many entertainers, some judges, SNL, paid agitators, prog politicians, cable TV talking heads, even some foreign leaders ... are over-reacting to a few greenhorn missteps by the Trump posse.

Many on the left ... Meryl Streep, Michael Moore, Al Franken, Rosie O'Donnell, Chuck Schumer, Lena Dunham, Mark Cuban, Elizabeth Warren, etc. ... are all elbowing each other out of the headlines ... fishing to be first in the public's eye with even more outrageous Trump and Company smears.

And John Hinderaker, like always, has it pretty much right in his Powerline Blog diagnosis of the double teaming that SNL and the AP perform almost every weekend since Trump was inaugurated. Their purpose has clearly expanded well beyond humor to delegitimizing our current administration ... see: Powerline Blog. This is verification of the extent and vigor of the resistance I am noting above. Somehow, I think that these naysayers will eventually tire of concocting their innuendo and fake news and Trump will prevail ... just like he did in the general election. He will "punch through" this picket line of pikers.

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Obama set for pardon frenzy as he leaves office ...

Rosie O'Donnell calls for Trump to be arrested

Bernie Sanders: Trump won because Democrats are 'out of touch'

Rand Paul: Will a GOP Congress ever balance the budget?

Paul Ryan: Obamacare kill bill will defund Planned Parenthood ...

Experts call declassified Russian report 'disappointing'

ACLU set to testify in Sessions AG confirmation hearings

Never Trumpers contemplate the impossible -- working with Trump

Penn State nixes 'sanctuary campus' plan ...

Gunman shoots, wounds US consular official in Mexico

Heavy snowfall paralyzed Istanbul ...

People donate almost $80K to Chicago victim in just two days

Lena Dumpham

Lena Dunham has become famous by being obnoxiously unorthodox ... kinda like a young Rosie O'Donnell ... both charter members of the Look-At-Me Club. She has made her spurs directing and appearing in the HBO program, "Girls" in which she bares her sorrowful soul and often her frumpy body. Now, after threatening to move to Canada if Trump were elected ... and then backing out when he was ... she has tried to recapture the spotlight by an Instagram posting of a selfie of herself sitting on the toilet ... see: Breitbart Story.

This is in the same style as her other shameless sameness. But she got my attention which suits her strange self loathing.

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

ISIS targeting STARBUCKS?

Trump suggests: 'Year in jail of loss of citizenship' for burning American flag

Flashback: Clinton co-sponsored bill to punish flag burning

Schumer: Republicans planning a war on seniors next year

Michelle O 'will never run for public office'

Gore: Abolish the Electoral College

CNN Anchor: Americans to wear hijabs to show solidarity with fearful Muslims

After lecturing Mike Pence, 'Hamilton' sets box office records

Rosie O'Donnell claims Barron Trump has autism

Ice cream shop creates flavor 'Burn in Hell Fidel"

Former EU boss: Germany now rules Europe

California to start regulating cow farts

What if ...

the Donald Trump/Mike Pence ticket wins in November? This upset victory might result in a number of interesting and maybe attractive developments:

- Hellary will divorce Bill and marry Huma

- Bill will devote his life to investigating female sex slave trafficking

- Barbara Streisand might move to Australia as promised

- Obummer will start his Family Foundation with the eventual intention of buying Kenya

- Newt Gingrich will be named Chief of Staff

- Mark Cuban will have lost a close friend

- Mar-a-Largo might become the summer White House

- Construction will start on the Keystone Excel pipeline

- Justice Ginsburg will not resign from the SCOTUS even when on a respirator

- Mexico will refuse to pay for the Wall

- Chris Christie will be named Attorney General

- The Clinton Foundation will have lost its major funding sources and may fold

- Rosie O'Donnell and Lena Dunham will move to Canada

- Melania Trump will attempt to buy back all her nudie photos

- Coal and other energy companies' stock prices will soar

- Paul Ryan and/or Jeb Bush might slit their wrists

- Bernie Sanders will retire to his new beach-front home