the Donald Trump/Mike Pence ticket wins in November? This upset victory might result in a number of interesting and maybe attractive developments:
- Hellary will divorce Bill and marry Huma
- Bill will devote his life to investigating female sex slave trafficking
- Barbara Streisand might move to Australia as promised
- Obummer will start his Family Foundation with the eventual intention of buying Kenya
- Newt Gingrich will be named Chief of Staff
- Mark Cuban will have lost a close friend
- Mar-a-Largo might become the summer White House
- Construction will start on the Keystone Excel pipeline
- Justice Ginsburg will not resign from the SCOTUS even when on a respirator
- Mexico will refuse to pay for the Wall
- Chris Christie will be named Attorney General
- The Clinton Foundation will have lost its major funding sources and may fold
- Rosie O'Donnell and Lena Dunham will move to Canada
- Melania Trump will attempt to buy back all her nudie photos
- Coal and other energy companies' stock prices will soar
- Paul Ryan and/or Jeb Bush might slit their wrists
- Bernie Sanders will retire to his new beach-front home
2 comments:
And the country will go broke and all your medicare and SS payments will stop. You 401s will be worthless. You'll be on a bread line with no health insurance and your grandchildren will have no future. Now that's funny.
I think you have your candidates mixed up ...
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