Showing posts with label Streisand. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Streisand. Show all posts

Friday, August 02, 2019

Boiling the Ocean


It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. — Confucius

There seems to be legions of sanctimonious martinets who believe that they can cure the Earth of all the ills that we vandals are forcing upon the innocents. We are killing porpoises by eating a tuna fish sandwich and befouling our seas by drinking our soda with a plastic straw.

These many social justice warriors fight with placards and bullhorns to save the spotted owl, the snail darter, allow fluid gender men to use ladies rooms, ban Big Gulps, stop global warming, fight for free speech (oops, that’s an obsolete one), stop illegal alien babies from being RIPPED from their mothers’ arms, allow transgender high school boys to wrestle in girls’ tournaments, castigate “white supremacists,” get rid of the Electoral College and on and on and on. There is no end to the things that Rosie O’Donnell, Barbara Streisand and Joy(less) Bahar clamor that we must remedy TODAY! (Why so many women social justice warriors?)

Bottom line: It would seem that the energy expended by all these combatants to force the rest of us to do mostly silly things might be better spent performing just one or two small acts that repair something meaningful ... like how poorly educated many of our children are. Maybe each should begin by inspiring just one recalcitrant child into a respect for knowledge.

If everyone who wants to boil the ocean would just make a cup of hot tea for a thirsty elder, we would be far better off ... with far less angst ... and far fewer blasting megaphones.

Friday, March 02, 2018

Headlines


Trump: 'Disgraceful' for Sessions to use DOJ watchdog to investigate FBI

ICE: Oakland mayor who warned illegals of raid 'no better than a gang lookout'

GDP growth revised down to 2.5% ...

U.S. News crowns California with worst state for 'quality of life'

Trump: We're delaying California border wall until entire project is approved

South Africa tries to seize white-owned land without compensation

Oprah: I God says run, I'll run!

Farrakhan: DNC's Ellison only denounced me because 'the Jew holds the door'

Corker decides against reelection bid, sticks with retirement

Amazon is buying Ring [for $1.8 billion], a company once rejected on 'Shark Tank'

Streisand clones her dogs. For $50,000 you can clone yours ...

Shooting survivor's father admits email changes in CNN spat


Wednesday, September 06, 2017

Headlines


All from Internet news sites. Guess which from Politico?

Fight over Dreamers to test Bannon's unicellular outside the White House

'Americans are dreamers too' -- Laura Ingraham defends ending DACA

NKorea says more 'gift packages for USA' on way ...

Egypt finalizes deal with Russia for first nuclear plant

[UN Ambassador] Haley: Kim Jong Un is 'begging for war'

NYT writes 1300 words about Dem Senator's corruption trial without mentioning he's a Democrat

Tourists NOY welcome: Anti-visitor sentiment sweeps Europe's hot spots ...

Cat 5 hurricane Irma threatens Florida

The Deep State is real

Coulter: Worst of all possible outcomes on DACA

More than half of UK have no religion ...

Beyoncé, Streisand, Clooney to lead Harvey relief telethon

Monday, March 06, 2017

Headlines


These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites. 

Guess which ones came from Politico and Huffington Post?

Loretta Lynch: Need more 'marching, blood, death on streets' ...

Mark Levin: Evidence is overwhelming on Trump's wiretapping claim

Trump fumes over Session's recusal from Russian probe

Schumer plans to block wall ...

Obama State Dept. sponsored 2016 Russian Ambassador meeting with Sen. Sessions

Trump's wiretap rant betrays ignorance of the law

Former Trump adviser Roger Stone admits collusion with Wikileaks, then deletes it

Streisand: Trump making me gain weight ...

Comey tells Justice Department to publicly resist wiretapping charge

Why the GOP should abandon the border adjustment tax

Adult [Austrian] baptisms skyrocket due to migrant conversions

Trump demands Congress probe baseless 'wiretap' charge

Saturday, October 01, 2016

What if ...


the Donald Trump/Mike Pence ticket wins in November? This upset victory might result in a number of interesting and maybe attractive developments:

- Hellary will divorce Bill and marry Huma

- Bill will devote his life to investigating female sex slave trafficking

- Barbara Streisand might move to Australia as promised

- Obummer will start his Family Foundation with the eventual intention of buying Kenya

- Newt Gingrich will be named Chief of Staff

- Mark Cuban will have lost a close friend

- Mar-a-Largo might become the summer White House

- Construction will start on the Keystone Excel pipeline

- Justice Ginsburg will not resign from the SCOTUS even when on a respirator

- Mexico will refuse to pay for the Wall

- Chris Christie will be named Attorney General

- The Clinton Foundation will have lost its major funding sources and may fold

- Rosie O'Donnell and Lena Dunham will move to Canada

- Melania Trump will attempt to buy back all her nudie photos

- Coal and other energy companies' stock prices will soar

- Paul Ryan and/or Jeb Bush might slit their wrists

- Bernie Sanders will retire to his new beach-front home