Worn Out

There are a number of overused and worn-out words and phrases that I humbly request that hateful Hollywood hooplas, putrid politicians and the malodorous media would stop using to distraction — RACIST, the CHILdren, white [anything], peaceful protests, the SCIENCE, inclusion, social justice, RUSSIA, inequality and rising seas.

If you do that, I will stop saying that Biden is ready for the memory unit at the retirement home.

STAND UP FOR AMERICA!

Flaws

Flaw in Islam: Too Intolerant

Flaw in Hinduism: Too Tolerant

Flaw in Buddhism: Too Mystical

Flaw in Scientology: Too Militant

Flaw in Climate Religion: Unproven

Flaw in Christianity: Socialism

Flaw in Socialism: Human nature

Flaw in Capitalism: Greed

Flaw in Democracy: Tyranny of the Majority

Flaw in Communism: Too Authoritarian

Flaw in Feminism: Too Bombastic

Flaw in Diversity: Nonjudgmental

Flaw in Inclusion: Judgmental naïveté

Ah Ha!

I’ve a brilliant solution to our problems with China, Russia, North Korea, Iran and many of our lesser ass pains around the world.

My solution: Gather up a bunch of our effete social justice warriors and smuggle them into these countries so that they can campaign for DIVERSITY and INCLUSION. If these wokes are half as successful in transforming these hostile actors as they have been in destroying America, they will bring them to their knees ... and we shoild never have to worry with them again.

Popping Balloons

I have a new theory on why Trump was put on this Earth ... and that was to burst balloons. He is our Balloon Burster-in-Chief. The perfect example is this Steve Bannon affair. Bannon had a high opinion of himself ... as did many others ... including myself. But when, in collaboration with Michael Wolff, he tried to take down Trump and his family, Trump took out his pin and popped the Bannon balloon. He now calls him "Sloppy Steve" and claims Bannon cried when he got fired. Pop!

Does Bannon deserve this humiliation after what he tried to pull? Probably. And to varying degrees so did many of Trump's balloon victims ... Lil' Marco, Low IQ Mika, and certainly Crooked Hillary. Pop! Pop! Pop! (Although, Rubio probably didn't deserve this slight ... he was in Trump's way.)

But the really important balloons that Trump is pricking are things like the global-warming mania, Obama's legacy of appeasement, the Democrat's strategy of packing the voting booths with illegal immigrants, the notion that "free trade" is always fair trade, "diversity" and "inclusion" are automatic winners. "You didn't build that." Pop!  Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! And there will be plenty more of these self-serving balloons that are pop-able. Those were the reasons he got elected and, likely, will get him tr-elected if he survives the balloon vendors vendettas.

Words to Live By

There is such a thing as too much civilization ...

There is such a thing as too much diversity ...

There is such a thing as too much sustainability ...

There is such a thing as too much money ...

There is such a thing as too much good food ...

There is such a thing as too much plastic surgery ...

There is such a thing as too much sunshine ...

There is such a thing as too much rap music ...

There is such a thing as too much hooking up ...

There is such a thing as too much inclusion ...

There is such a thing as too much Hillary ...

Erasures

Much of social activism today is an obsessive attempt to erase boundary lines ... between genders, between religions, between political ideologies, between races, between economic castes, and even between countries. This seems the uncomfortable result of trying to reconcile the natural incompatibility between diversity and inclusion.

You Might be a Liberal ...

If you have attended Burning Man more than twice

If you think Al Sharpton is a real Reverend

If you believe that "women's reproductive health" means women's reproductive health

If you majored in Gender Studies at MIT

If you donated your SSI check to Black Lives Matter

If you can use "diversity" and "inclusion" in the same sentence

If you still display your college Che poster in your retirement home

If you have a Bernie bumper sticker on your Prius

If you have more than five EBT cards

If you passed out doobies during Occupy Wall Street

If you wore Birkenstocks to your 25th high school reunion

If you never mouth the words to our National Anthem

If you call 22-caliber rifles "weapons of war"

If you make fun of rednecks

Dartmouth Dither

Last week I received an e-mail from Phil Hanlon, the President of Dartmouth College. The following image of it I have borrowed from  Dartblog's Joe Asch as it highlights the silly mind-set prevalent at this once-fine institution:

Now, I ask you, kind reader, does this scan like an epistle from someone of such stature?