I have a new theory on why Trump was put on this Earth ... and that was to burst balloons. He is our Balloon Burster-in-Chief. The perfect example is this Steve Bannon affair. Bannon had a high opinion of himself ... as did many others ... including myself. But when, in collaboration with Michael Wolff, he tried to take down Trump and his family, Trump took out his pin and popped the Bannon balloon. He now calls him "Sloppy Steve" and claims Bannon cried when he got fired. Pop!
Does Bannon deserve this humiliation after what he tried to pull? Probably. And to varying degrees so did many of Trump's balloon victims ... Lil' Marco, Low IQ Mika, and certainly Crooked Hillary. Pop! Pop! Pop! (Although, Rubio probably didn't deserve this slight ... he was in Trump's way.)
But the really important balloons that Trump is pricking are things like the global-warming mania, Obama's legacy of appeasement, the Democrat's strategy of packing the voting booths with illegal immigrants, the notion that "free trade" is always fair trade, "diversity" and "inclusion" are automatic winners. "You didn't build that." Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! And there will be plenty more of these self-serving balloons that are pop-able. Those were the reasons he got elected and, likely, will get him tr-elected if he survives the balloon vendors vendettas.
