Headlines

How a private meeting with Kennedy helped Trump Ger to 'yes' on Kavanaugh

Texas is CNBC's top state for Business in America this year

Clooney injured in scooter crash in Italy ... thrown 20 feet ...

Liberal law prof in NY Times: Kavanaugh great pick ...

Trump's neglect of Europe goes beyond angry tweets

Tesla has signed an agreement to build a factory in Shanghai

Trade deficit with China hits new record [high] ...

Libya: 700,000 migrants waiting to board boats to Europe ...

Trump's solution for reunifying migrant families: 'Don't come to this country illegally'

More than a third of small businesses can't [find workers to] fill open jobs, matching a record

Trump: Seeing Putin will be easier than meeting with May ...

Booker: Trump nominated Kavanaugh for Get out of Jail Free card

Headlines

Trump IRS seeks millions in Obamacare fines even though law is 'dead'

Lindsey Vonn returns to the podium in final Olympic downhill race

[George] Clooney 2020 [presidential] vision?
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WH: 'We haven't closed doors' on assault weapons ban

State Dept.: No coordination with Trump Jr. on speech in India

[Stock] Market sell-offs tend to happen in three waves and the last one is coming

LIVE FOREVER: Bezos reveals massive 10,000-year clock being built inside mountain

Rush: Democrats focused on politicalization of attacks, not school safety

White House: Trump supports stronger background checks for gun buys

Olympics filled with athletes who aren't that good ...

'BLACK PANTHER' packed with action, diversity -- but no gays ...

Russia's Foreign Minister Lavrov condemns Iran for calling for Israel's destruction

Headlines

All from Internet news sites. Guess which from Politico?

Nikki Haley was Trump's Iran whisperer

Tesla fires hundreds of employees while trying to ramp up production, report says

ANOTHER Vegas timeline shift caps days of confusion ...

Trump authorizes sanctions on Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps

Mueller's team interviewed Priebus on Friday

Oil will crash to $10 a barrel with electric vehicle revolution, strategist says

Layoffs hit ABC as rumors about network's future swirl ...

Sen. Susan Collins will not run for governor of Maine

Corker unloads on Trump for trying to 'castrate' Tillerson

Great again: Consumer sentiment hits 13-year high ...

Actress calls out [George] Clooney in misconduct claim ...

Shock report: Harvey's contract 'allowed' for sexual harassment

Headlines

All from Internet news sites. Guess which from Politico?

Trump review leans toward proposing mini-nuke

Eric Bolling's son found dead

AMAZONGOOGLEAPPLE in line of fire as EU moves to tax tech ...

Floods kill at least six as storms thrash Italy

Trump calls S. Korean leader a 'beggar' in call to Japan PM

AL Sharpton's daughter arrested for brawling with cab driver

[Trump] Approval pops to 46% ...

Elon Musk's mother fashion's new 'It' model at 69 years-old

NATO chief: North Korean crisis requires a global response

George Clooney rants about 'failed screenwriter' Steve Bannon

Vast intelligence haul funds next phase in fight against ISIS ...

Firemen abandon house blaze after attack in Swedish 'no-go' zone

Headlines

All from Internet news sites. Guess which from Politico?

Fight over Dreamers to test Bannon's unicellular outside the White House

'Americans are dreamers too' -- Laura Ingraham defends ending DACA

NKorea says more 'gift packages for USA' on way ...

Egypt finalizes deal with Russia for first nuclear plant

[UN Ambassador] Haley: Kim Jong Un is 'begging for war'

NYT writes 1300 words about Dem Senator's corruption trial without mentioning he's a Democrat

Tourists NOY welcome: Anti-visitor sentiment sweeps Europe's hot spots ...

Cat 5 hurricane Irma threatens Florida

The Deep State is real

Coulter: Worst of all possible outcomes on DACA

More than half of UK have no religion ...

Beyoncé, Streisand, Clooney to lead Harvey relief telethon

Kindanagrams

I've just invented a new form of anagram, kindanagram, wherein one can use the same letter multiple times. Here are my offerings for tonight's circle-yank ceremonies:

OSCARS  --  ORCA'S ASS

STREEP  -- PEE REST

CLOONEY  --  ONCE ONLY

GIBSON  --  BIG BONGS

AFFLECK  --  FECKLE FLACK  (look it up)

PORTMAN  --  TAMPON PORN

HOLLYWOOD  --  WHY WOO DOLLY

[Michael] MOORE. --  MOO MORE

DAMON  -- DAMN NOMAD

KIMMEL  ---  ME MILK ELK

This is fun!