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North Korea executes top official for 'slouching'

Trump surging in Iowa and Virginia

Dallas police chief [Brown] suddenly announces [early] retirement

Clinton signed for receiving classified training ... said [to the FBI] she didn't

Federal judge: Government can keep killing salmon-eating birds ...

Wut? Facebook Zukerberg programs AI Butler to ignore his wife

FBI Docs: Unknown user accessed files and folders on Hillary's private server

FBI: Hillary didn't know that giant letter 'C' on e-mails meant 'classified'

Hillary could not 'recall' or 'remember' answers to 39 FBI questions

Apple Inc. says tax rate of 0.00045% is 'fair'

EU President: European elites 'detatched from reality'

Trump --  standing O at black [Detroit] church