Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts

Friday, July 29, 2016

Headlines



These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Sander's leaves Dem party

Hillary's white pantsuit: the color that monarchs wear to coronations

Report: Justin Bieber turned down $5 million to perform at RNC

Obama refers to himself 119 times during Hillary nominating speech

Claim: Democrats swap Bernie fans for paid seat fillers

Did Bill fall asleep during Hillary's historic speech?

Hillary takes in SEVEN TIMES as much hedge fund money as '08 Obama

Navy to name ship after gay rights activist, Harvey Milk

Merkel Emergency Presser: Mass migration policy will continue despite terrorists attacks ...

'Stephen Colbert' character can no longer appear on the LATE SHOW

[Harry] Reid: Trump should only get 'fake' Intel briefings

Shock Report: Uniformed police officers banned from [Democrat] convention floor

Monday, September 15, 2014

Poor Timing?


Cat Stevens, or Yusuf Islam as he is now known after converting to Islam in 1977, has just announced a new national musical tour of his "Peace Train" ... his biggest hit prior to his enlightenment ... see: AP Story. It would seem to this blogger that Yusuf's notion that he can recreate his prior popularity in the light of what is taking place in the Middle East may be a bit of wishful thinking. Obviously, touring the country using his Muslim name does not make a lot of sense ... so he has reassumed his feline appellation in the hope that the mindless millennials in this country won't notice.

But in order to kill two birds with one stone, at the conclusion of each appearance, he is planning to end with a heavy-metal flourish ... decapitating one of his Christian frontmen.

You know what? This tour well might work after all for Yusuf ... if Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber can bamboozle our young-in's, why not him?


Wednesday, July 17, 2013

The American Voter


Yesterday, the United States' Attorney General, Eric Holder, addressed the NAACP convention and made his pitch to negate the "stand your ground" laws in many states.  He based this appeal upon the outcome of the Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman trial where, as it turns out, this law was never claimed as a defense by Zimmerman's lawyers.  Never you mind.  Even though Holder obviously knew this, he was clearly confident that his audience and the American public didn't.  So he assumed the majority of American voters would not notice such demagoguery and, except for Fox News and some radio talk shows, they didn't.  All around the country, sleazy politicians, over-paid athletes, nebbish news makers, ego-maniacal movie stars and others wishing to get into or stay in the spotlight are using George Zimmerman's acquittal as a way of burnishing their images with America's dumbed-down populus.

The one notable exception, believe it or not, was former President, Jimmy Carter, who thought the verdict was justified ... based upon the charges and the facts ... see: Politico Story.  It seems about ever ten years or so Jimmy gets it right ... but not so the case with Hillary Clinton's $200,000 30-minute sisterhood speech ... see: Another Politico Story.

To me, our majority-moronic electorate is a very frightening demographic.  If such nose-picking behavior has become the norm in our society, how will we ever retain our military, economic, and moral hegemony in the world?  I sadly suppose we won't ... unless things change.  Perhaps, instead of encouraging absolutely everyone to vote (sometimes more than once), it might be a good idea to limit future voter eligibility by using some reasonable metric of perspicacity?  Perhaps, what was Hillary Clinton's former job?  Or where is Benghazi?  Or, within a few trillion dollars, how big is our national debt?  (But not, who is Justin Bieber?!)

Monday, February 11, 2013

Justin Time


On Saturday Night Live, Justin Bieber e-mailed a picture of his penis to Hillary Clinton ... see: Newsbusters Story.

Now, isn't that special?

Monday, June 18, 2012

Pulling Out All Stops


It seems pretty obvious that Barack Obama cannot be re-elected by running on his record ... so his legion of strong-arm Chicago advisers are pulling out all stops.  They are trying to attract those hoards of unthinking voters by cobbling together a panoply of rifle-shot emotional appeals and giveaways.  So far the groups that have been singled out include:

- Single women who want to have their contraceptives paid for by someone else
- Metrosexuals who moon over Justin Bieber
- 18-30 year old illegal aliens who can assemble the necessary (often forged) documentation to prove that they were here before the age of 6 (how can they vote?)
- Those of us who want to see Sara Jessica Parker naked
- Others who want to know all about top-secret U.S. covert operations
- Underwater investors in "green" companies

Before November, I'm certain that there will be many others.  Bill Clinton based his re-election strategy in 1996 upon "triangulation".  Can we call The Barry's 2012 strategy "polyangulation"?
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Saturday, March 10, 2012

Bieber-licious


A life is a terrible thing to waste ... yet 24 Tibetans (many of them monks) have self-immolated in the last year to protest the Chinese government's repressive treatment of the Tibetan people,  (See: LA Times Story ... please read it to the end).

These protests have gotten scant coverage in the Western media and, thus, these grisly deaths have achieved little purpose in this country.  Why is this?  Obviously, Justin Bieber's mooning over Selena Gomez is much, much more important ...