Tuesday, February 13, 2024

Polite Fictions


I recently came up with the notion of Trump’s “impolite truths” here … and the Dems, polite fictions … so I need to offer a few of these later ones:

* The world is going to burn up in ten years and we all are going to die.

You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.

* If you like your doctor, you can keep tour doctor.

* I never had sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky, not a single time.

The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass.

* I never talked to Hunter or my bother about their business.

* No one earning less tha 400 thousand dollars will pay a penny more in taxes

* If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t black.



ChillFin said...

It was "The next Republican that tells me I'm not religious I'm going to shove my rosary beads down their throat." Don't make stuff up!

ChillFin said...

It was actually "I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain’t black."

ChillFin said...

The 7-11 franchise became the lifeline of new immigrants — who own as many as 70% of 7-Elevens in the U.S. See https://www.thejuggernaut.com/why-indians-pakistanis-run-7-eleven-franchises

ChillFin said...

Your next posting qualifies "The world is going to burn up in ten years and we all are going to die." Not exactly but an awful lot of living on less than $2/day in droughting climates will perish. That might be a good thing as we repel diseases and increase lifespans for society, people cannot keep spewing out children by the dozens.