Headlines

New York judge tosses state fraud charges against Manafort

The thing that freaked everyone out about a recession is now moving in the other direction

Dems ordered not to victory dance ...

Nancy Pelosi wears all black on ‘somber day’ of impeachment

Susan Collins will run for re-election in Maine

Uncertainty remains on Wall Street about China-US phase one agreement: ‘More trade truce than deal’

Secret Surveillance court demands answers from FBI for errors, omissions in campaign investigation ...

Schumer admits Trump impeached ‘without the facts coming out’

Pelosi: Unless we impeach Trump, ‘say hello to president-king’

Trump’s economic approval hits highest level in year as Americans remain split on impeachment

French strikers angry about pension reforms, cut power to homes, businesses

Lisa Page on Maddow show: ‘This is not how public servants should be treated’

Headlines

Warren snub of California convention a show of ‘disrespect, ‘ state party leader says

Stocks fall into the red on report Trump-Xi meeting could be delayed until December

Dems take KY gov ... Suburban revolt growing ...

Report: GOP discussing whether to include Biden’s in impeachment trial

Macron takes dig at Trump over climate pact exit: ‘I deplore some choices’

California AG says Facebook isn’t cooperating with probe, asks for court order

Most Republicans on committees aren’t showing up, transcripts reveal

Donald Trump ready for ‘WAR’ on drug cartels in Mexico

United Kingdom  ignores warnings of digital election interference

House will hold first public hearings in the Trump impeachment inquiry next week

Somali wins in Maine ...

‘Squad’ divided: Pressley backs Fauxcahauntas

Headlines

Democrats see late surge in Senate battlegrounds

More than 2 million homeowners just missed  their chance to save money by refinancing

Trump would prefer softer tone as president but has 'no choice' ...

MIT Prof reveals  that bots helped Hillary Clinton more than Trump

[Lindsey] Graham: New attorney general coming 'most likely early next year'

Supreme Court declines to take on net neutrality challenges, in blow to telecom industry

Maine Gov announces move to Florida: 'No income tax' ...

Giuliani: Sessions 'probably will step down'

Iran president says he will defy new U.S.sanctions

Goldman Sachs: Economy needs to slow down to avoid 'dangerous overhearing'

Iran president warns of 'war situation' as sanctions resume ...

Poll: 79% of farmers sticking with Trump

Mainiac

Stephen King

There is a ghoulish writer from Maine

On Trump's tweets he loves to complain:

"That is a lie,

And [I'll] explain why."

Gives a macabre pain in one's brain.

Walnut Brain

There was a young snowflake from Maine.

Who had a walnut for a brain.

He protested "white privilege,"

Due to poor self-image.

So his tiny brain was quite germane.

Headlines

All from Internet news sites. Guess which are from The Daily Caller?

Democrats euphoric after Tuesday election romp

Trump's Pentagon nominee says it's 'insane' civilians can buy assault rifles

VA: Gillespie loses by 8 points (Trump only lost by 6) ...

Kurdish leader: Kurds 'revisiting' ties to U.S. after Trump refuses support

Maine voters approve expanding Medicaid under Obamacare

Texas gunman was in mental hospital in 2012 -- until he escaped

Fog grounds Trump's surprise DMZ visit ...

Experts: Chinese investments flowing into Brazil 'like a tsunami'

Obamacare sign ups surge despite Trump cuts

US is running out of ISIS terrorists to bomb

Menendez juror asks judge: What is a Senator?

House tax bill to impose 2-year holding period for 'carried interest'

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Comey clears her -- again ...

Al Franken: We'll investigate the FBI ...

WaPo uncovers 1,100 foreign 'Clinton Cash' donations

Wall Street Analyst: Clinton Foundation is largest unprosecuted charity fraud ever

WIKI: Confidential auditor's report states Clinton Foundation engaged in illegal conduct ...

Clinton warns 'fake' WIKIs coming

Rigged: Hillary had agreement preventing Bernie from criticizing her

Black vote for Donald double '12 ...

Bill Clinton told voters, borders won't be secure 'for a very long time'

Shock: Obama encourages illegals to vote ... promises no repercussions

Maine withdraws from refugee resettlement [program]

Priest claims gay unions causing fatal earthquakes ...

Rhymes with Witch

Kaci Hickox

Next a run to be the new U.S. Senator from Maine  ...

Taster

Eating Ice Cream on Mt. Desert Island

President Obama couldn’t eat his lobster-roll lunch yesterday with Republican Senators because he didn’t have his “taster” with him: see: Daily Caller Story .  He didn’t have his taster with him!?!?  What about when he grabs a quick ice cream cone on Mt. Desert Island in Maine?   Senator Susan Collins (also from Maine) who had put this lunch together cajoled Obama with “We are all tasters for you!.”  But Obama demurred and went hungry. 

Are we living in the poisonous age of the Medici here?  Is this an indication of why Janet Napolitano is also going over the top by purchasing 1.6 billion rounds of ammo?  See my previous blog: We're Buying This Round.

Afterward:  Given these recent shenanigans of Janet Napolitano  (including the release from prison of over 2,000 illegal immigrant criminals) can we now officially title her Barack Obama's Consigliere?