Friday, December 27, 2013

New Year’s Resolutions

Here are my most heartfelt resolutions for 2014:

-        Lose 40 pounds
-        Stop worrying and love the bomb
-        Learn how to play the tuba
-        Try to see the good in Miley Cyrus
-        Be nicer to the neighborhood pets
-        Get out of the stock market … invest in Detroit real estate
-        Get some Botox injections
-        Run 2 miles every year
-        Start appreciating rap music
-        Eat more organ meats
-        Say something positive about President Barack Obama

Alright … maybe not the last one.

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