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Trump administration tells states to step up as governors plea for aid

Bill Gates calls coronavirus a ‘nightmare scenerio,’ but predicts lower death toll than Trump

USA records 1,497 deaths in 24 hours ...

Larry David says Bernie Sanders should drop out

Surgeon General warns this week ‘Is going to be our Pearl Harbor moment’

Coronavirus live updates: Bullard says economy’s not in ‘free fall,’

NYC subway cars remain packed ...

Trump thinking of second coronavirus task force on reopening country

Biden: ‘I will wear a mask in public’

New Yorkers salute front-line workers

Barr orders release of more federal inmates ...

Indian official: Mosque urged mob to manhandle health workers

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Shooting at Quebec City mosque, at least 5 dead ... Allahu Akbar ...

Canadian PM Trudeau says mosque shootings 'terrorist attack on Muslims'

Tens of thousands protest Trump's immigration order

Trump's week one ends with Schumer in tears

DeBlasio: Trump's immigration order un-American

Sad Hillary tweets 'This is not who we are'

McCain: Trump's confused ban may fuel ISIS propaganda

Flashback: Obama suspended Iraq refugee program six months over terrorism fears

Trump throw down: 'Media knows but refuses to say truth'

Journo [India Knight of NY Times] calls for assassination of President Trump

Tim Kaine accuses Trump of holocaust denial

Christian groups oppose Trump's preference for Christian refugees

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Dem convention transforms women's restrooms into 'all gender' ones

Dems build wall around [convention] podium

Charges to be dropped against remaining officers in Freddie Gray case

FACEBOOK fails to show up for 7th IRS tax audit

Massive Great White swimming in Cape Cod shallow waters

CIA Official: Foreign gov'ts have contents of Clinton server

Would-be Reagan assassin to be freed after 35 years

Obama expanding refugee program for Central Americans

[Black] Democrat Congressman compares Jews to termites

Soviet Flags, Palestinian Flag, no U.S. Flags [at Democrat Convention]

Commuters 'scared' by growing homeless encampments at NYC Penn Station ...

Normandy: Jihadist Mosque next door to beheaded priest's church

Powder Keg

The Shia and Sunni Muslims just won’t stop their centuries-old blood feud as to who should have succeeded the prophet Mohammed as the leader of their religion. Now the Sunnis may be about to desecrate the tomb of Mohammed in order to expand one of their mosques in Medina, Saudi Arabia. This likely will no sit well with the Shia Muslims … in particular, the Iranis, the southern Iraqis and the Syrians … see: Breitbart Article.

This is clearly a powder keg with a lit fuse.

Keeping on top of the volatile situation inside the Muslim religion is a full-time job for an army of intelligence analysts … and one that I have little knowledge of nor taste for. However, I do hope that the United States has deciphered this extremely complex caliphate code and can use it to our advantage. So far I think we (at least our political leaders) are still in short-pants kindergarten.

Unlikely to Happen

- My winning the Powerball lottery

- The New York Times endorsing a Republican for President

- A gay marriage in a Mosque

- Harry Reid bringing a Republican bill up for a Senate vote

- Rush Limbaugh admitting that he is a blowhard

- Eric Holder charging a black man with a hate crime

- U.N. staffers staying in one-star European hotels

- Obama approving the XL pipeline before the 2014 midterms

- Russia's Putin proposing self-determination for Ukrainian voters

- The ACLU defending the display of a creche on public property

- Gabby Giffords propounding Second-Amendment gun rights

- Iran endorsing Israel's right to exist

- Bill Clinton coming out of the closet

- Hell freezing over ... but ... then again ... maybe not