Showing posts with label Cape Cod. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cape Cod. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Headlines


Sanders unveils proposal for massive overhaul of criminal justice system

Americans overwhelmingly support free trade as concern grows about Trump’s economy

Navy to build world’s largest robot warship ...

Violent ANTIFA protests break out in Portland

Islamic State claims bombing at Kabul wedding that kills 63

Kudlow says he doesn’t see a recession on the horizon, defends Trump’s trade war

11 earthquakes in 5 days hit one Kansas county ...

Defiant: Massive turnout at rainy Hong Kong protests

Court rejects Planned Parenthood bid to freeze Trump’s family planning rule

Amazon executives gave campaign contributions to the head of the Congressional antitrust probe two months before July hearing

Cape Cod’ new normal: Sharks everywhere ...

NAACP sues schools over Confederate names

Saturday, July 07, 2018

Cotuit, Cape Cod (NSFW)


There was a girl from Cotuit

Who didn't know how to do it.

She jumped in the sack

With a guy on his back

But, still being naive, she blew  it.

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Headlines



These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Dem convention transforms women's restrooms into 'all gender' ones

Dems build wall around [convention] podium

Charges to be dropped against remaining officers in Freddie Gray case

FACEBOOK fails to show up for 7th IRS tax audit

Massive Great White swimming in Cape Cod shallow waters

CIA Official: Foreign gov'ts have contents of Clinton server

Would-be Reagan assassin to be freed after 35 years

Obama expanding refugee program for Central Americans

[Black] Democrat Congressman compares Jews to termites

Soviet Flags, Palestinian Flag, no U.S. Flags [at Democrat Convention]

Commuters 'scared' by growing homeless encampments at NYC Penn Station ...

Normandy: Jihadist Mosque next door to beheaded priest's church

Saturday, August 04, 2012

Xmas Seals


Senator John Kerry has once again proposed spending taxpayer money to cure a problem that the federal government itself has caused.  Fish populations, particularly cod, have plummeted recently ... threatening increased federal restrictions on fish catches and a looming financial catastrophe among New England fishermen.  Live-Shot Kerry's solution is to declare this a federal disaster area and start passing out relief checks to his loyal fishermen voters (see: Worcester Telegram Story).

Can we please ask ourselves why are cod populations dropping?  And it is not due to overfishing ... by man at least.  It is caused  by an explosion in the federally-protected gray and harbor seal populations off of the New England coast ... which are decimating the cod fishing industry ... and bringing the great white sharks with them.  Seal populations off Cape Cod have grown from 10,000 to over 300,000 in recent years (see: Accuweather Story).  I heard a New Bedford fisherman on the radio Friday saying that, when he hauls in his nets, virtually all the cod therein have had their bellies eaten out by seals.  This makes them commercially worthless.  As a result, he and his fellow fisherman are reduced to going after junk fish ... like dogfish and skate.  (Perhaps we might have to change the name of that famous peninsula to Cape Dogfish?)

So Mr. Live-Shot Senator, I have a better answer than more silly government largess.  Perhaps, we can start harvesting these pesky seals instead?  I'm sure that the cod fishermen would be happy to help ... I suspect by Xmas they would have things under control.