Headlines

Emboldened Pelosi takes hard line as relief talks drag on

U.S. weekly jobless claims total 1.186 million, lowest level of coronavirus pandemic

Teenagers arrested at Mar-a-Largo trespassing with AK-47

Coronavirus: UK Councils empowered to destroy ‘contaminated’ buildings

Facebook and Twitter sanction Trump for claiming kids are ‘virtually immune’ to coronavirus

McConnell believes Dems, GOP will reach a relief deal ‘in the near future’

Rioting predictably continues in Portland after Feds leave

Joe Biden snaps at black reporter over cognitive test Q: ‘You a junkie?’

Trump outraises Biden in July, breaking opponent’s short streak

Trump to sign executive order requiring U.S. to buy ‘essential’ drugs from American companies

Jeff Bezos sells $3.1 billion in Amazon stock

1 in 4 mail-in ballots disqualified in NYC primary

STAND UP FOR AMERICA!

Latest Computer Model

The very latest COVID-19 computer model has just been released. Dr. Birx has revealed the results:

- There will be no more polar bears alive after the November elections

- Maro-a-Largo is expected to be under water both physically and financially before the Mexican Wall is finished

- Virtually 9/10ths of the American deaths due to the coronavirus will be the Orangeman’s fault

- For some strange reason all of the coronavirus deaths in Wuhan, China were ... and are predicted to be Uyghurs

- The next coronavirus presser will last 2 1/2 hours

- Elon Musk’s next Tesla model will have a rage of 310 miles ... with the air conditioning and heater off ... no lights or radio on ... and bald tires.

Resolutions

- Stop worrying about the looming ice age

- Make friends with Hunter Biden

- Memorize the Old Testament

- Visit Mar-a-Largo

- Read the Mueller Report and IG Horowitz’s FISA Report

- Walk around the block at least once a week

- Try to like Bernie Sanders

- Start a charitable family foundation to fund our vacations

-  Get Greta Thunberg an Exxon credit card

- Stop making New Year’s resolutions

Little Green Men

If flying saucers really existed, you would think that these otherworldly stalkers would somehow make themselves known other than just offering us visual specters. We should verifiably hear from them ... or even see them on TV ... or actually have little green men showing up at Mar-a-Largo ... anything more than just cigar-shaped lights in the sky and body probings of space cadets.

Color me an ET skeptic.

Headlines

Google to pay up to $200 million to settle FTC YouTube investigation

Companies may be terrified of tariff, but consumers clearly aren’t

GOOGLE says hackers have put monitoring implants in iPhones!

Joe Biden on migrant detention centers: ‘Close them down!’

Prosecutors call for Flynn’s sentencing amid impasse with defense attorneys

‘Absolute monster’: Hurricane Dorian gains strength as Florida braces for direct hit

Consumer sentiment lowest of Trump presidency ...

Sen. Pat Toomey: Odds of passing gun control better than ever

Trump’s executive assistant resigns from White House

ACLU asks Supreme Court to ease precedent that establishes ‘second class’ status for Puerto Rico

WEEKEND: Hong Kong police warn of more arrests  after sweep of activists ...

Canada Fmr PM: ‘Rooting’ for Dorian to hit Mar-a-Largo

Powerline Pic

Off to Mar-a-Largo ...

Maxine Waters

Fractured Definition: A somewhat big tsunami headed for Ma-a-Largo and its most famous resident.