Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Latest Computer Model


The very latest COVID-19 computer model has just been released. Dr. Birx has revealed the results:

- There will be no more polar bears alive after the November elections

- Maro-a-Largo is expected to be under water both physically and financially before the Mexican Wall is finished

- Virtually 9/10ths of the American deaths due to the coronavirus will be the Orangeman’s fault

- For some strange reason all of the coronavirus deaths in Wuhan, China were ... and are predicted to be Uyghurs

- The next coronavirus presser will last 2 1/2 hours

- Elon Musk’s next Tesla model will have a rage of 310 miles ... with the air conditioning and heater off ... no lights or radio on ... and bald tires.

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