Thursday, June 22, 2017

Allahu Akbar?


A Canadian man stabbed a policeman in the neck at the Flint, Michigan airport yesterday ... see: Daily Mail Story. And he was supposedly heard by bystanders shouting in Arabic, "Allahu Akbar!" This shout frequently accompanies violent Muslim terrorist attacks. However, this time such a supposition was wrong ... because this attacker was Hawaiian and apparently was upset because he had just discovered that the airport's Polynesian pub had been shut down due to Flint's water problems. As a result he couldn't get his beloved Mai Tai. He therefore was belligerently bellowing: "aloha tiki bar!" and was misunderstood.

2 comments:

DEN said...

This attempt at humor qualifies for the Kathy Griffin bad taste award.

George W. Potts said...

Shaggy dogs usually smell bad ...