Allahu Akbar?

A Canadian man stabbed a policeman in the neck at the Flint, Michigan airport yesterday ... see: Daily Mail Story. And he was supposedly heard by bystanders shouting in Arabic, "Allahu Akbar!" This shout frequently accompanies violent Muslim terrorist attacks. However, this time such a supposition was wrong ... because this attacker was Hawaiian and apparently was upset because he had just discovered that the airport's Polynesian pub had been shut down due to Flint's water problems. As a result he couldn't get his beloved Mai Tai. He therefore was belligerently bellowing: "aloha tiki bar!" and was misunderstood.

Enlightenment

Guru

King Kong died for our sins -- Old American Proverb

You can't play ping pong in a kangaroo's pouch -- Old Australian Adage

The hills are alive with the sound of Musak -- Old Austrian Saying

The sun never sets on a British umpire -- Old British Proverb

Icing the puck is preferable to pucking the ice -- Old Canadian Adage

It is better to sleep standing up than have a cricket crawl in your ear -- Old Chinese Proverb

The road to Hellas is paved -- Old Greek Proverb

Kissing the Blarney Stone won't make you any taller -- Old Irish Proverb

Walk softly and carry a big schtick -- Old Jewish Adage

The way to a man's heart is through his sternum -- Old Muslim Proverb

Never eat a kielbasa at a Warsaw bordello -- Old Polish Adage

I would rather that you spill my blood than my vodka -- Old Russian Adage

Blond jokes don't apply to Swedes -- Old Swedish Adage