Kindanagrams

I've just invented a new form of anagram, kindanagram, wherein one can use the same letter multiple times. Here are my offerings for tonight's circle-yank ceremonies:

OSCARS  --  ORCA'S ASS

STREEP  -- PEE REST

CLOONEY  --  ONCE ONLY

GIBSON  --  BIG BONGS

AFFLECK  --  FECKLE FLACK  (look it up)

PORTMAN  --  TAMPON PORN

HOLLYWOOD  --  WHY WOO DOLLY

[Michael] MOORE. --  MOO MORE

DAMON  -- DAMN NOMAD

KIMMEL  ---  ME MILK ELK

This is fun!

Headlines

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