Thursday, April 30, 2020

Gallows Humor


Q: How do you know for sure you have gotten the Chinese virus?

A: Because two hours later you want to get it again ...


Q: How will we determine if Kim Jong Un is social distancing?

A: If he is six feet under ...


Q: Can COVID-19 be sexually transmitted to Biden?

A: Not if he is wearing rubber gloves ...


Q: How many people will die in the U.S. from the coronacirus?

A: Three fewer than the number of Arkancides ...


Q: How did Prince Charles get the coronavirus?

A: From eating an old bat ...


Q: Is Adam Schiff going to take another shot at President Trump?

A: Of course, only this time he is going to imbleach him ...

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