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First genetically-modified apples will go on sale in the USA ...

Japan launches first military communications satellite ...

Senate Dems look to unveil $1T infrastructure plan ...

McConnell predicts that Senate will confirm Trump's entire Cabinet

NFL TV viewership for 2016: -8%

Report: Trump admin. freezes EPA grant program

Trump effect: CDC cancels major climate change conference

Protest fail: Trump's favorable booms since inauguration

Jerry Brown delivers anti-Trump manifesto ...

Trump nominee says Obama's inauguration crowd was bigger

Days into the Trump admin, corrupt employees already fired at VA

Tucker Carlson's ratings almost double Megyn's on Fox