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First genetically-modified apples will go on sale in the USA ...
Japan launches first military communications satellite ...
Senate Dems look to unveil $1T infrastructure plan ...
McConnell predicts that Senate will confirm Trump's entire Cabinet
NFL TV viewership for 2016: -8%
Report: Trump admin. freezes EPA grant program
Trump effect: CDC cancels major climate change conference
Protest fail: Trump's favorable booms since inauguration
Jerry Brown delivers anti-Trump manifesto ...
Trump nominee says Obama's inauguration crowd was bigger
Days into the Trump admin, corrupt employees already fired at VA
Tucker Carlson's ratings almost double Megyn's on Fox
