Saturday, June 25, 2016

You Might be a Conservative ...


If you fly both an American flag and a Gadsden flag from your Ford pickup truck

If you keep your VCR just to replay your collection of "Firing Line" video tapes

If you don't have a "charitable" foundation

If you are a member of the NRA even though you don't own a gun

If you wear a belt AND suspenders

If your Confederate flag is folded up at the bottom of your sock drawer

If you refer to them as Obummer and Hellery in your blog postings

If you actually work for a living and pay your income taxes in full and on time

If you prefer Dunkin' Donuts over Starbucks coffee

If you use promotional AARP cards for discounts at motels even though you're not a member

If you mouth the words to the Stars Spangled Banner when it's played

If your American car is over five years old and full of dings

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