Reminds Me ...

From daily timewaster blog

... of a Trump press conference ... CNN’s Jim Acosta is the one on the right.

Schmata

Hillary has established a new look for public meeting wear. I think it's called a schmata. Imagine for a second that she had won the presidency and this was her first press conference ... and she is answering a question from CNN's Jim Acosta...

Communications

President Trump is a very bad good communicator ... ot he's a very good bad communicator? I think I'll pick the latter. Play the above video for his impromptu news conference on the WhiteHouse lawn yesterday.

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Trump wants to cut regs by 75% -- maybe mote ...

[China] Orders more than 100 golf courses shut ...

SNL writer: Barron Trump will be 'first home-schooled shooter'

Chelsea Clinton defends Barron Trump

Shock poll: 1 in 3 Californians now support secession ...

SNL writer gets suspended after 'inexcusable' Barron Trump tweet

Merkel's party slips further in the  polls

Star is born: New FCC Chairman Pai to take 'weed wackier' to net neutrality

Poll: Elizabeth Warren is no lock for reelection

Journalists freak after NY Post gets first question at Trump press briefing

Obama gave Palestinians 200 million dollar present in last hours of presidency

Trump's DC hotel lost $11 million in Sept., Oct.

I Robot

Hellary Clinton is appearing more and more programmed these days. Clearly her health issues require a phalanx of aides ... ready to spring into action with water (or whatever?), powerful throat lozenges, and maybe even an injection of diazepam (anti-seizure medication) as soon as her enfeebled health requires. Now we learn that either she is hard of hearing ... or she was being coached the other night when answering Matt Lauer at the Commander-in-Chief Forum. It has been reported that she was wearing a flesh-colored ear bud which, as confirmed by the NYPD, was receiving radio signals as an "inductive ear piece"... presumably helping her hesitatingly answer Lauer's questions ... see: Infowars Article.

The Clinton Foundation posse has turned this woman into a walking talking robot ... helping her up the stairs, keeping the press corps at bay and, now, seemingly answering her questions for her. All she needs to do is make her lips move and have her remote Edgar Bergen fill in the words. And on Thursday, to play like she was having a press conference, she descended from her new airplane and answered four planted questions from reporters. How do I know that they were planted you ask? Because, the reporters asking the questions had microphones. They were clearly posing leading questions ... allowing her to try to cover her mess from the previous night and to attack Trump. And any other reporters who wanted to ask real questions had no mics and therefore were dismissed ... including Andrea Mitchell (with a feigned compliment).

We will all know that Hellary has been fully converted into a cyborg when we see an electric power cord coming out the bottom of her pantsuit ... perhaps in her first debate?

Candy Cain

What is my take on Herman Cain?  I'm really still up in the air.  I thought he was quite forthright in his press conference yesterday.  Whereas I was turned off by the fact that Gloria Allred's upcoming vacation in Bali (Sharon Bialek) had to read her own press-conference sleazy accusations of sexual misfeasance against Cain.  I don't want to get caught in the weeds of this possible scandal ... nor do I want to gnash my teeth over the double standard that seems to permeate such stories.  But I do want to complement Herman Cain, guilty or not, on his aplomb in the face of a possible career-ending press-lynching (to use a shibboleth).  His body language was confident.  He read very little of his apparently-prepared statement.  His voice didn't quaver.  He didn't use his wife as a prop.  And he easily answered all the questions poised.

I'm not endorsing Herman Cain for President here, but I do hope that he makes it through this media gauntlet without too many bruises.