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How Trump conspired with the Freedom Caucus to shut down the government

‘New consensus’ reached on US-China trade, says Chinese Vice Premier, Liu He

Dems seeking Trump’s financial documents from his bank

Mormons ease opposition to same-sex couples and their kids

Trumps’s right. Border arrests are surging. Here’s why

American’s don’t support Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s plan to break up big tech: Poll

Jobless claims fall to 49-year low

Trump’s DHS releases more than 17K illegal aliens into U.S. in 2 days

Cohen offers Democrats more help, in bid to stay out of prison

Jamie Dimon: US ‘absolutely’ right to enter trade war, despite short-term economic impact

Smollett refuses to pay Chicago

Update: Google disbands artificial intelligence ethics board

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GOP leaders yawn at Trump's shutdown threats

Dimon says Trump's tax cuts and deregulation have 'accelerated growth'

U.S. spies: NKorea building new missiles ...

CNN legal analyst: Mueller will conclude 'Trump obstructed justice' ...

Trump attacks 'globalist' Koch brothers

Trump needs to rejoin nuclear deal if he wants talks, Iran says

[California] Blazes threaten 10,000 homes ...

Ocasio-Cortez 'promises free everything'

Trump's offer to meet with Iran is surprise shift

Is the retail collapse over? Shopping mall owners think so

REPORT: Global weather-related disaster loses at record low ...

... Dem Cohen: Kushnerm Trymp Hr, will be indicted

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Democrats say 'O! Yes!' to Winfrey

[J.P. Morgan's Jamie] Dimon predicts 4% GNP growth ...

Leaked memo reveals Dems refusing spending votes if no DACA fix

... Ivanka praises [Oprah's] 'empowering' Globes speech ...

Is Trump mentally fit? Don't count on physical to tell you

Wolff admits: Didn't interview any WH Caabinet officials for book ...

Expensive US spy satellite presumed lost after SpaceX mission hoes awry

Tillerson: Trump will either 'fix or cancel' Iran nuclear deal

Trump greeted by mix of cheers and boos at NCAA title game

Roseanne: I'd be better president than Oprah!

FBI blows up theory of 'sonic attacks' against diplomats in Cuba

Hershel Walker: 'Trump getting raw deal. We have to respect him as our president.'

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JP Morgan's Dimon: Repatriation will create 'QE4'-like stimulus

Pakistanis suspected of hacking Congress had access to everything

500 sanctuary cities in USA ...

College removes scales from gym after students complain it's 'triggering' ...

Amy Schumer's Netflix special flooded with one-star reviews, 'I've had migraines that were funnier'

Breitbart relishing new found power to torment Paul Ryan

Drudge wants Trump to gut National Weather Service

Obama tried to take Andrew Jackson off the $20. Now Trump is visiting his grave ...

Senate kills rule limiting drug testing for unemployment benefits

Mother and son become father and daughter ...

Trump made $150 million in 2005 and paid $38 million in federal taxes

Luminous green ice growing in Antarctica ...