Rash Prediction

On Tuesday, the Republicans will pick up seats in the Senate AND the House. Barbara Streisand will finally move to Canada.

Headlines

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[South Carolina] School bans American flag from football games

Colin Kaepernick's Mom trashes him on Twitter

Mark Cuban: It wasn't Hillary's fault her server wasn't set up right

Study: Dogs know what you are saying

Barbara Streisand says she will move to Australia if Trump becomes president

MIKA: Mental health professionals should take a look at Trump

Soros funded DA arrested on six counts of helping criminals

Obama to bypass Senate, ratify 'climate' accord himself

Apple Sauced: Apple ordered to pay $15B in EU tax

[Bill] Clinton: Give Detroit jobs to Syrian refugees

Leaked memo reveals Soros plan for federally controlled police

State finds 30 deleted Clinton e-mails on Benghazi