Monday, January 08, 2018

Fake News Awards


At 5Pm on Today President Trump will be announcing his fake news award(s). The question today, dear readers, is what should our president call these awards?

The Rathers? (My choice)

The Sloppy Steves? (or possibly, The Bannons)

The Barnacles? (Howie Carr's choice)

The Acostas? (Of CNN fame)

The Salzburgs? (Of the NYTj

The Harveys? (A statuette of Weinstein in the shower)

The Wolffs? (THE fake news book's author)

The Crooked Hillarys? (A miniature jail cell award)

Feel free to invent your own award name(s) ...

6 comments:

ChillFin said...

DJT would name them after himself of course. The Trump Awards. The dictionary definition of “trump” is very appropriate: “a playing card of the suit chosen to rank above the others, which can win a trick where a card of a different suit has been led.”

DEN said...

He should change the announcement to "Why I won't show you my taxes."

ChillFin said...

Not sure how your comment relates here Den but as long as you brought it up: Trump will save NOTHING from the new tax laws... because he does not pay any taxes. Smart!

George W. Potts said...

Maybe (tell me how you know ... did Harry Reid tel you?) ... but he did have a huge tax loss carry-forward fro the early 90s.

ChillFin said...

As I recall he said that he did not pay any federal income taxes because he was smart when directly challenged in the final debates in October 2016.

George W. Potts said...

Rachael Maddow reported last March that Trump paid $38 million in federal taxes in 2005. He calls that his "dumb" year ...