- You wore pajamas for your fraternity picture
- You tithe to the ACLU
- You wear a tie-dye tee shirt under your business suit
- Your Tesla bumper stickers say "Dump Trump" and "DIVERSITY"
- You often wear a dashiki to Starbucks
- You confuse carbon dioxide with chimney smoke
- Your wear Birkenstocks to shoot hoops with Obama
- You hate circuses because of their elephants
- You fly a rainbow flag above Old Glory
- You have twice been nominated for a "Profiles in Courage" award
- You refuse to watch Fox News ... even for the weather
- You have promoted Al Gore and George Soros for sainthood
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