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CA to teach LGBT curriculum -- to 2nd graders

Protester Lights Himself on Fire While Trying to Burn American Flag

[Joy] Behar: 'Republican Party platform is like Mein Kampf'

Michael Moore: 'Trump is going to win'

New homeowners find dead body in bathroom

'Black Lives Matter' leader recommends 'don't vote'

Tesla stock falls after Musk 'Master Plan' unveiled

NBA moves All Star Game out of North Carolina due to Bathroom Law

L.A. times suggests militdary coup against President Trump

Mark Cuban lashes out at Trump ... calls him 'loud guy in the suit'

Chicago: 33 shot in one day

Restaurant slammed for 'BLACK OLIVES MATTER' ...