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Highest ranked Baltimore cop not guilty in [Freddie] Gray death ...

Ailes Fox News drama ... top talent could leave with Roger

Hundreds of NYC men sleeping in streets for chance at Plumbers Union apprenticeship

White House won't be lit in blue [for slain cops]

Flashback: Bill Clinton stole lines from Catholic priest for 1993 Inauguration address

Deportations of criminal aliens down 60%

Cleveland police union head: 'Obama has blood on his hands'

Top Dem Senate hopefuls to skip [Democrat] convention

Refugee shouting 'Allahu Akbar' attacks German train passengers with axe

Kerry walks into door at No. 10 Downing St.

Hollande booed at memorial service for Nice victims

Secret document lifts constraints on Iran nuclear deal ... cuts time need[ed] to build bomb in half