"The vice-presidency isn't worth a warm bucket of spit." -- John Nance Garner
Apparently Donald Trump has a short list of 5 or 6 possible Vice President candidates to pick from after his nomination in July. This stimulated my little gray cells into a speculative frenzy as to whom this list might contain. Of course, Trump being Trump, this list probably doesn't consist of the easy predictions ... so I have tried to think outside the box for my 6 guesses. Anyway here the are, along with my rationales:
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Jim Webb -- A perfect way to show his commitment to rebuild our military by picking this former Secretary of the Navy ... and Sam Nunn Democrat.
Susan Sarandon -- If Hellery is going to play the "woman's card," Donald can trump her cynicism with this mega-feminist ... and she likes him!
Jeb Bush -- What better way to get the Bush clan to vote for him and make kiss-kiss with establishment Republicans?
Warren Buffett -- A little old, yes ... but someone who can also finance his own vice-presidential campaign ... and might drop his media backing for Hellery ... also improves his financial bona fides.
El Chapo -- Very good way to show Trump's sympathy for Mexican criminals ... but would be better if he were gay and maybe even disabled.
Bernie Sanders -- Why not?
Afterward: How died I forget Jeff Sessions ... an actual possibility>
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