Paddy is dying.
His wife, Molly, calls in the priest to give him his last rites.
The priest asks Paddy if he is comfortable ... to which he replies he is ready.
After the priest leaves, Molly enters and asks Paddy how he is doing?
Paddy replies that he is comfortable and ready to meet his maker.
Molly then asks Paddy, "Paddy, you've been such a wonderful husband ... is there anything, anything at all I can do for you in your last hours?"
[Pause]
Paddy then replies, "Molly, I smell a ham a cookin' in the kitchen ... can I just have a wee slice?"
Molly quickly responds, "But Paddy, that'd spoil it for the wake."
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