Headlines

The following headlines have all been found on Internet news sites. Guess which ones came from Politico?

History on Comey's side as Trump brands him a 'leaker'

Suffolk University completes mandatory microaggression training

2 U.S. soldiers killed, 2 wounded in Afghan insider attack

Marches against Sharia law nationwide ... Denounced by civil rights groups

U.K. Prime Minister May's top advisers quit

The original Batman Adam West dead at 88

Merkel sides with Mexico over NAFTA

Vanity Fair: Hillary, please go away ...

Jeb Bush: Trump didn't obstruct justice, but who cares what I think?

Pelosi: When Republicans voted for Trump it was like 'any mammal will do'

Biden encourages Romney to run for Senate

Ms. Magazine: When will Wonder Woman be a fat, femme, woman of color?

Quote of the Day

Using the term "microaggression " is, in turn, a microaggression. -- Anon.

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites:

Maine's First Lady takes summertime waitress job to pick up cash

Federal Judge: Constitution outdated, no value studying it ...

English will no longer be [an] EU official language

Flashback: Hillery pitches TPP 'gold standard'

Barry Gibb to release first album since '01

Obama pushes military to salute transgender, cross-dressing soldiers

China to Mars 'by end of decade'

FBI didn't inform some people they were on the ISIS kill list

Keystone XL pipeline company sues Obama and U.S. For $15 billion under NAFTA

Democrat platform calls for taxpayer funded abortions

Obama to hasten pivot towards Germany as top ally

University of North Carolina: Christmas is a 'microaggression' now