Showing posts with label PETA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PETA. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 19, 2020

Dog Gone


North Korea’s Kin Jong Un has ordered all pet dogs in his country to be surrendered to be slaughtered for food ... see: The Sun story. The stated reason for this horror is that dogs are representative of Western decadence. The real reason must be that Trump’s embargo on this country is working.

Let’s hope that PETA steps forward to protest this Kim outrage ... although, like most other Libs, they likely will blame everything on the Orangeman.


STAND UP FOR AMERICA!

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Bread and Circus


Today, in order to mollify the masses, the bread should be gluten-free ... and the circus needs to be certified by PETA as containing no animal cruelty. Otherwise, it's equivalent to what the Roman emperors provided. 

Monday, April 03, 2017

Headlines


These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites. Guess which ones came from Politico?

McConnell: Gorsuch will be confirmed one way or another

McCain: Nunes killed 'bipartisan' Russian investigation

Branson: Galactic passengers in space next year ...

UK airports, nuclear plants on terror alert

Mexican illegal alien arrested after drunken crash kills Ohio family

Trudeau dismisses opposition to Muslim prayer in public schools

PETA says milk 'symbol of white supermency' ...

Moscow, Beijing to bypass US dollar

White House ponders reorganization after healthcare debacle

China bans veils and 'abnormal' beards ...

46% of Bay Area's millennial residents want to leave

Police arrests plummeting across California, fueling alarm and questions

Thursday, February 02, 2017

Headlines



These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

NYT: [Gorsuch] Nominee for stolen [supreme Court] seat ...

MAG: Malania Trump may not move into White House -- at all ...

PETA urges boycott of rodeos after 2 horses die at show ...

Cats crash Westminister dog show

Poll: Public overwhelmingly supports Trump push to limit migration

Pelosi: Sanctuary cities make us 'safer'

Pelosi: Obamacare 'has succeeded in every way'

Mattis urges Trump to exempt Iraqis aiding U.S. troops from exec order

[Belgian company's] Budweiser Super Bowl ad: Ugly Americans harass hero immigrant

Biden Foundation established to push for equal rights

White House ices out CNN

Democrat Castro: Impeach Trump over refugee order

Sunday, January 04, 2015

Dog Nab It!


Sarah Palin is constantly depicted by most media outlets as a backwoods hick … who knows nothing about the world and whose only responses are knee-jerk jerks. But no, my precious, this attractive ex-governor and once V.P candidate must have been doing more than halibut fishing and caribou hunting since 2008. She was recently accused by PETA and other lefty wing-nuts of animal cruelty for letting her Down-syndrome son, Trig, stand on their Labrador retriever. Her Facebook riposte is as sophisticated as one might find in the New Yorker magazine … yet more grounded and with a bit more cleavage … see: Breitbart Article and Powerline Commentary.

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Fart Tax

Methane Sources

Will the religious zeal to counter global warming have no limit? Now the Obama administration wants to stop cows from emitting methane gas via belching and flatulence … see: Daily Caller Story. The methane gas produced by bovines as they digest their plant foods is a “green-house gas” and is 20 times more powerful than carbon dioxide in its warming effect. Of course other plant eaters (elephants, buffaloes, rhinos, termites, old men, etc.) also produce copious quantities of methane gas … but somehow may escape this intrusion of big government.

The cited article doesn’t specifically say how the government is going to get cows to stop emitting methane … but, living under these bozos for over five years, I have a pretty good idea of what they have in mind. No, it isn’t feeding them massive amounts of Gas-X … or hooking up their south ends to gas-capturing devices. I’m pretty sure that our heavy hand of government will impose a levy on farm animals. Yes, PETA and the vegetarian lobby in Washington will, if they have their way, go in the back door (so to speak) to reduce the American consumption of meat and dairy products. This will make it more expensive to so consume and therefore, as per Economics 101, curb this disgusting habit … and at the same time save our planet … a win-win.

Yes, dear readers brace yourselves … its coming … a fart tax?