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Cannibals are obviously not vegans ... but they are devoutly gluten-free. — Anon.

Bread and Circus

Today, in order to mollify the masses, the bread should be gluten-free ... and the circus needs to be certified by PETA as containing no animal cruelty. Otherwise, it's equivalent to what the Roman emperors provided. 

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites. Guess which ones came from Politico?

Gluten-free diet raises heart attack risk ...

Spending bill includes 2,500 more visas for Afghans ...

Clinton: 'I was on my way to winning' until Comey, Russia intervened

Axelrod: 'More introspection probably in order' for Hillary

Companies are holding $2.6 trillion pile of cash overseas that's still growing

Donald Trump, Vladamir Putin signal new effort to cooperate on Syria

Study: 2% of counties have 51% of U.S. murders

Outlook for Obamacare repeal turns bleak

Top immigration group  pulls Trump endorsement due to 'betrayal' on promises

Congress to airlines: Police yourselves before we have to

CNN: Refuses to run Trump ad because of 'fake news' graphic

Report: Kushner didn't disclose $1 biotin loan, investment ties to Goldman, Soros

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites

Humana to quit Obamacare in 2018 ,,, providing fuel for Trump's 'repeal' efforts

Gluten-free diet healthy? Twice as much arsenic, mercury

Nobody is talking about Chelsea Clinton's new book ... including Chelsea Clinton

Pelosi and Cummings peddle fake news on Gen. Flynn

More calls for violence: CBS 'Late Show' depicts head of Stephen Miller on a spike

BUST: Dam crisis wake-up call for California water system

Georgia school district's students speak 140 languages

Pentagon chief says NATO members must spend more on defense

Big Tech fears Trump's 'America First' visa reforms

Poll: Trump trails generic Democrat but not Warren in 2020

House Intelligence Committee Chair: Leakers of Flynn call 'belong in jail'

NY Post: Christie has lunch with Trump amid job speculation

10 More Self-evident Truths

Last summer I posted a list of 10 self-evident truths .. see: 10 Self-evident Truths. Recently there has been a spate of references to this older post, therefore I think it may be time to update this list with 10 new ones:

- The Clinton Foundation mainly just holds belly-rubbing meetings

- Political pundits are almost always wrong

- Organic food is often just more expensive

- Gluten-free is popular because it gets rid of most farting

- The NFL is an extremely profitable non-profit entity

- Iran is secretly building atomic weaponry

- Al Sharpton won't pay his millions in back taxes

- The EPA is trying to bankrupt the American coal industry

- Most vitamin supplements are pissed away

- ICE does not "enforce" immigration laws