Headlines

The following headlines have all come from Internet news sites. Guess which ones came from Politico?

Trump and the religious right: A match made in heaven

Rolling Stone to pay $1.65 million to defamed UVA frat ...

Another Dem pushing impeachment article for Trump

British pols secretly plotting 'soft Brexit' ....

Pence: Obamacare death spiral, one of the most pressing issues for Americans today

Georgia voters see presidential-level stakes in special election

No letup in European migrant influx ...

Republican Congressman refuses to say he believes President Trump

Clinton Foundation hacker gets 18  months

Mueller stocks staff with Dem donors ...

Swamp fights back: Mueller hires Clinton Foundation lawyer

Michigan Vietnam vet is Trump's 1st Medal of Honor winner

Transomania

Elizabeth Warren

A blue-eyed female white Senator self-identifies as an American Indian. An obviously Caucasian woman claims she is black. A former male Olympic champion self-identifies as a woman. And on and on.

Is it possible that this current transomania (ability to self-identify as anything your very little heart desires) has opened the door to utter mayhem?

- Can I self-identify as a double PH.D. and become a professor emeritus at Harvard?

- Can I self-identify as impoverished and get an EBT card and an Obamaphone?

- Can I self-identify as a Medal of Honor winner and be buried in Arlington Cemetery?

- Can I self-identify as Meryl Streep and claim some Oscar statues?

- Can I self-identify as Sully Sullenberger and fly a 787?

- Can I self-identify as a Puerto Rican and pay no personal federal income taxes?

- Can I self-identify as an illegal immigrant and not have to get a driver's license or car insurance?

This is fun ... perhaps I will claim them all ... and you can't stop me ... otherwise you are a bigot and transophobic! And, of course, Hellery and Oprah will denounce you and Bruce Springsteen will never play another concert in your state! So there!