Save the Parrots

It was 48 degrees Fahrenheit last night outside of Boston ... on July 30th ... the middle of Summer for heaven's sake!

I think that this anomaly gives me an opportunity to make oodles of real money. I can cobble up a movie called "An Inconvenient Fiction" with lots of PR BS ... use it to convince millennials and gen-Zers that the next Ice Age is upon us ... get the climate scientists at East Anglia University to fudge their data once again ... get Michael Mann to point out that his hockey stick is used on ICE ... give 97% of scientists a shot at the government teat by getting the Trump administration to give grants to study how to save our planet ... call nitrogen the culprit leading to our frozen doom ... get the EPA to label nitrogen a pollutant ... win the Nobel Prize for Science ... get Merkel, Macron and Trudeau to start quoting my "settled science" ... plaster pictures of endangered parrots everywhere ("Save the Parrots") ... get the UN to relocate to Ecuador to save themselves ... and watch my bank account grow to Bill Gates levels as I start selling nitrogen credits.

Yeah, that's what I'll do ...

The Polar Vortex

There is a new rationale for why the Northern Hemisphere is experiencing record-setting low temperatures in the midst of our Gore-curse of galloping global warming. This excuse is now called the “polar vortex.”  This somehow is a swirling mass of extremely frigid air that has decided to depart the North Pole and is raising havoc in what were, previously, our more temperate areas … see: LA Ttmes Story.

Of course, this new term makes things sound a lot more ominous than they really are … and, the American public, being patsies for such media drama, once more are pulling the covers over their heads and praying to the pundits at East Anglia University in England to release them from the grip of these evil CO2 genies.  But as it turns out this polar vortex is not new… it’s been around for eons … and it just new to the uninitiated in the weather processes.

So take a deep breath you climate chicken-little’s, all is not lost.  If such a brutal winter comes, will spring then abandon us forever?  I sincerely doubt it … unless of course those grant-happy climatologists can somehow get hold of that Halliburton weather machine.

More Mendacity?

Does anyone truly believe this chart?  (Click on it to enlarge.) Or is this more of the type of global-warming data-fudging that we saw out of East Anglia University in England ... remember "hide the decline"?  This data is released by a division of NOAA (in Boulder, CO -- the Tea Party capital of the nation -- NOT!) which, in the past, has show a biased political bent.  God save the polar bears!!