My Nominee for Nobel Prize

In literature? -- Peter Fonda! 

See: His Uplifting Tweets.

I think his sister, Jane, might take the booby prize.

Headlines

Trump's relationship with Giuliani gets rocky

Beijing reportedly seeking t to launch $47 billion investment fund for chipmaking

California tops UK: world's fifth-largest economy ...

Detroit radio station blacklists Kayne West's music

Trump's lawyer went to the worst law school in America

Elon Musk defends his strange conference call performance, promises 'short burn of the century'

57,000 Hondurans in U.SA to be sent home ...

Stormy Daniels on Roseanne Barr: 'Ignorant twat'

Judge [Ellis] challenges Mueller's actions in Manafort case

Valerie Jarrrett: Obama should get credit for good Trump economy

Nobel Prize in Literature postponed due to [sex] scandal ...

GOP midterm voters: Immigration biggest priority, taxes low

Headlines

All from Internet news sites. Guess which were from Politico?

U.S. orders Russia to close more diplomatic offices in escalating dispute ...

Trump not pushing to find a permanent head for DHS

Judge orders FBI to make details of Clinton email probe public

More Kellogg's jobs slashed

Massive layoffs hit Glen Beck's BLAZE ...

FBI, Homeland Security warned of ANTIFA in early 2016, Obama said nothing

Comey drafted statement clearing Hillary before interviewing key witnesses

Border wall prototype contractors announced

End of world predictions from 50 Nobel Prize winners ...

Houston left with toxic mess as Trump relaxes rules

Trump pledges $1 million of personal money for Harvey relief

David Clark resigns as Milwaukee sheriff

Save the Parrots

It was 48 degrees Fahrenheit last night outside of Boston ... on July 30th ... the middle of Summer for heaven's sake!

I think that this anomaly gives me an opportunity to make oodles of real money. I can cobble up a movie called "An Inconvenient Fiction" with lots of PR BS ... use it to convince millennials and gen-Zers that the next Ice Age is upon us ... get the climate scientists at East Anglia University to fudge their data once again ... get Michael Mann to point out that his hockey stick is used on ICE ... give 97% of scientists a shot at the government teat by getting the Trump administration to give grants to study how to save our planet ... call nitrogen the culprit leading to our frozen doom ... get the EPA to label nitrogen a pollutant ... win the Nobel Prize for Science ... get Merkel, Macron and Trudeau to start quoting my "settled science" ... plaster pictures of endangered parrots everywhere ("Save the Parrots") ... get the UN to relocate to Ecuador to save themselves ... and watch my bank account grow to Bill Gates levels as I start selling nitrogen credits.

Yeah, that's what I'll do ...

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Record cold coming to 'almost entire USA' ...

General: Iran bad behavior on 'uptick' since nuke deal ...

WH insists Obama has lived up to ideals of Nobel Prize ...

Beijing wants smooth military ties with Trump ...

They'll never learn: House Dems re-elect Pelosi

Obama: I could have been great if not for Fox News

Michigan recount could cost taxpayers $4 million

90% of London newborn have foreign parent ...

Border Agent Chief: Agents busy warming burritos, ordering baby wipes for young illegals

Syria: Israeli warplanes strike targets outside Damascus

Ole Miss pulls sanctuary campus proposal after backlash

ESPN loses million subscribers -- in 2 months!