Headlines

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As Christie era fades, Jersey GOP has little to show for it

Left winger who attacked Rand Paul offers a sketchy motive

Air Force admits [Texas shooter] filing error, got a gun ...

Hero who shot Texas church attacker is former NRA instructor ...

Democrats shaken and angered by Brazile book

[Donna] Brazile challenged Clinton's male aides to a dick measuring contest

Saudis on brink of war ...

Egypt's Sisi rules out extending presidential term ...

CNN poll: Trump's approval hits new low of 36%

New York Times own lawyer was working against them to help Weinstein

NKorea nuclear test site is a 'wasteland with deformed babies' ...

Outbreak of 17 cases of multi-drug-resistant TB reported in Minnesota

Headlines

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Grinning Obama jokes through Munich presser

CNN hides own poll number! 75% react positively to Trump speech

BBC scrubs 'Ali' from Munich killer's name

Turkey arrests 62 schoolchildren for TREASON

Wasserman dropped from convention

Obama [half-]brother voting for Donald ...

Scientists move one step closer to creating Harry Potter's invisibility cloak

Police use DNA from half-eaten burger to catch suspect

ISIS Afghan attack: 80 killed, 231 wounded

[Governor] McAuliffe's voting rights for felons defeated in VA Supreme Court

Turkey seizes 2,250 institutions in post coup crackdown

$1 billion Medicare bust in Florida ... 'biggest health-care fraud case ever'