Sunday, April 05, 2020

Reader Contribution


Thanks Rick,
NEW RULES
🔘I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
🔘I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
🔘Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
🔘PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
🔘I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
🔘This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
🔘Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
🔘My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
🔘I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
🔘Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
🔘Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.

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