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Russian Ambassador assassinated in Turkey ... 'We die in Aleppo, you die here' ...

Terror truck slams into Berlin Christmas market ... At least 9 dead, dozens wounded ...

Obama golfs after learning about German, Turkish [terror] attacks

Electoral College makes [Trump's] election official ...

IMF's Lagarde found guilty in French tycoon's payout trial ... leaves country before verdict

Hillary Clinton loses a THIRD of Washington [State] electoral votes

Fitness gadgets allow corporations to spy on users

Customers 'offered drugs by [Uber] drivers' ...

Whoopi Goldberg says she is more qualified to be president than Donald Trump

Seven test positive for latent TB at Nebraska high school

... [Obama] warns Trump not to overuse executive orders ...

President Obama grants 153 commutations, 78 pardons to individuals deserving of a second chance