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Kim Jong-un and his now-perforated former lover

The despotic leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un has apparently been reading up on his English history … particularly regarding Henry VIII’s way of dumping females who displeased him.  It seems that this pasty-faced roly-poly ... having decided to erase his former lover and her musical posse … had all twelve of them shot (supposedly for pornography) in a machine-gun firing squad over a week ago (see: UK Telegraph Story).

Miley Cyrus with an itch

Travel tip for Miley Cyrus, Madonna and Lady Gaga – North Korea may not be the ideal place to perform your on-stage attempts to out-gutter one another … particularly if Kim Jong-un is in attendance.