Dateline: 11/18/2015 -- This afternoon, the newspaper boy for Central Natick, Massachusetts bought the entire New York Times newspaper organization for $15.87. He plans to use its distribution list to expand his delivery routes for The Weekly Reader and the Yellow Pages. He also has indicated that he has enough money left over to buy a secret list of Internet porn-site visitors from in and around the Metrowest area ... as culled and assembled by the NSA.
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Afterward: Truth is stranger than fiction ... see: Powerline Blog Post.
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