Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Why I Won’t Vote for Romney


- He didn’t pay any income taxes for ten years

- He drove hundreds of miles with his dog on the roof of his car

- He thinks the trees in Michigan are just the right size

- He has some offshore bank accounts/investments

- His great grandfather was a polygamist

- His wife rides an expensive horse

- He wears magic underwear

- He likes to fire people

- His church does not permit non-members to enter their temple

- He was worried about the preparations for the London Olympics

- He thinks that Jerusalem is the capital of Israel

- His garage in Santa Barbara has a car elevator

- His sons didn’t serve in the military

- He is a member of the 1%

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