Headlines

All from Internet news sites. Guess which from Drudge Report?

[Harry] Reid still wielding major influence over Democrats

[UCal] Professor claims math, algebra, geometry promote 'white privelege'

Fire loss total surges to 8,400 structures in Northern California

ISIS jihadists execute 128 civilians in 'revenge' attack on Syrian town

McCain: I don't consider Trump to be a draft dodger

U.S. considers slapping sanctions back on Myanmar a year after removing them

China lifts Xi's status to most powerful leader in decades ...

Report: Woody Allen next film has sex between adult and 15-yeoar-old girl

GOP senators hold up disaster aid over Puerto Rico concerns

Men taking classes to unlearn 'toxic masculinity' ...

Great Again: 1.5 million fewer Americans on food stamps ...

Dem worries mount in Virginia gov. race

White Privilege

Dave Chappelle as a white

An University of Minnesota residence hall pointed out to those students who might not have understood "white privilege" exactly what this term entails. On a bulletin board there was listed the eleven signs that someone is enjoying this WASPish deference ... see: Campus Reform Item. The scribe of these race differentials says that "whites" can always find the food that they grew up with ... or use credit cards without suspicion ... or not have coworkers assume they got their job because of their race.

Did these eleven statements fully define this term? Have they mined the entire mother lode of this list of ethnic advantages? No, all ye Bannon wannabes ... far from it. So I have decided to fill out this prejudicial dossier with my expanded list the real white privileges:



- You can sit at the back of the bus without concern or a sense of history.

- You can attend a Blue Lives Matter rally on MLK's birthday.

- You feel free to display a poster of Clarence Thomas in your dorm room.

- You get a full-ride scholarship to Howard University.

- You can eat fried chicken and watermelon at a church picnic without a second thought about it.

- If no one of color is nearby, you needn't pay for any periodical at a news stand (thanks to Dave Chappelle for this one).

 -You never get a traffic summons for a broken headlight.

- You are allowed to go through a "12 or under" line at the supermarket with 28 items


But, most of all, "white privilege" isn't even in your lexicon ...

Headlines

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Canadian Black Lives Matter leader says white people have 'recessive genetic defects'

Mag: Kremlin starting to worry about Trump ...

Russian spy ship off East Coast ...

Son of Jerry Sandusky arrested on child sex, porn charges

Sarah Silverman mistakes construction markings for swastikas

Trump under fire for lax security practices

[China] Weapons reach 'near parity' with rhe West ...

NY toy maker to sell 'transgender' doll

Chicago horror: 2-year-old killed in gangland hit ...

WH sources: Priebus letting 'sleeper cell' Obama holdovers undermine Trump admin

Students wear white pins to remind them of 'white priveledge'

Inflation sees largest gain in four years ...